I’ve never wanted to be reincarnated as a gross piece of sticky brown stuff on a chair until now.Comments/Enlarge |
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Bow-ties are almost impossible to pull off without looking like a groom at a Las Vegas wedding or a magician who works children’s parties, but these two faggoty little smart Alecs have nailed it so hard they’re making me wonder what their warm little cocks would feel like in my hand.Comments/Enlarge |
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Talk about skill. He’s got all that 80s pre-metrosexual man shit but instead of cheap polyester and half-assed craftsmanship he’s had everything made in the Hamptons like he’s a private eye aristocrat that hunts foxes and runs crack dealers off the road.
place kicker, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote: ten bucks this guy hasn’t read a sports section in three years.
gremlin5, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote: wtevs - I agree. he is bundled for a blizzard. pussy!
wtevs, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: no way, get outta here guy. if it’s not cold enough for rosy red cheeks you gotta take that scarf down a knotch or 4.
Anonymous, on Apr 19, 2009 wrote: ive never understood this prepubescent mustache thing. its fucking rank, i cant believe that girls like them and you’re advertising that your testosterone levels compare to a bag of camomile tea.
Anonymous, on Mar 24, 2009 wrote: this guy’s got style
-straight guy
Anonymous, on Mar 15, 2009 wrote: I like how someone made the comment "i bet he rolls hand rolled cigarettes" as if it mattered one way or the other at all... congrats, you’re either the most pretentious hipster or the dumbest bro of them all.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2008 wrote: it cant be THAT cold out
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2008 wrote: i WOULDNT fuck him
