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These guys solve crimes in the LES like: who did all the blow and what the fuck happened to Natasha Lyonne (seriously, is she even still alive)?

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Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2009 wrote:
Wow. I haven’t seen smug "artistic" prick personified so well before. And one of each sex as well! (probably)
Anonymous, on Aug 8, 2009 wrote:
Fuck yes. +10
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
i like these 2... specially how their glasses match plus match their outfits... i am wondering if they have outfits in other colors or if other all black outfits n if sometimes he wears read shoes instead of her...if they have a baby will they find black diapers... and last but not least, if they have other colored outfits do they have glasses to match? i would like to see purple.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
We are shprockets, now we dance.
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
I’d easily smash her back doors down.
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
They’ve just dropped their kids off at the pool.
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
he is so much hotter than her. she has a chubs face and is probably wearing an american apparel dress that for some reason looks decent in this photo, but not at any other angle.
invisible buttons, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
i’d do em both
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
The girl looks like a douchebag and to all you other douchebags no its not his package it’s a phone, but i’d bone his tall ass all night
but i don’t know how with those painted pants on
Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote:
I was about to knock these two until I saw the dude’s massive cock bulging down his left pantleg, and now I think I need to go get friendly with the shower head.
Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
oh i have those exact shoes.
Anonymous, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote:
"am i the only genuine prescription glasses wearing person in the world who’s sick to death of people wearing those stupid fake things? what are you gonna do next, wear an american apparel hearing aid?" you are not alone brother
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
By ’losing a few’ do you mean turning into an anorexic, because from what I can see she’s not exactly fat.
Anonymous, on Jan 22, 2009 wrote:
Is that Adult?
Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2009 wrote:
i saw natasha lyonne doing some jewy play shit. guess she’s just tryin to live now, ya know?
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote:
who gives a fuck about Natasha Lyonne, she is a filthy jew who lived in Israel.
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
am i the only genuine prescription glasses wearing person in the world who’s sick to death of people wearing those stupid fake things? what are you gonna do next, wear an american apparel hearing aid?
Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote:
They’d be the perfect couple if she lost a few.
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote:
that guy’s bulge is crying out for help
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2008 wrote:
raepraepraepraep
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2008 wrote:
it’s joe and jamie from tis was and smashed block!
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2008 wrote:
That couple have impeccable taste in shoes.

They also seem too deliciously awkward to be untowardly pretentious hipsters. And even if they are, this is a Vice Do. Get some perspective.
washingtonirvin, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
Guy: "I could pull most anyone in New York. That is why I spend my time with this expressionless yes-woman who didn’t know how to dress until I taught her."
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2008 wrote:
You know somewhere Yoko is on the the phone with her lawyer.

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