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If you check the subways in Tokyo you’ll notice they love using their epicanthic folds to pretend they’re not sleeping which they are, which is why we were disappointed to see the same scam instituted here in our own institutions.

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malathion, on Aug 18, 2009 wrote:
A
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
maybe if they could still text they could stay awake.
TreasureFingers, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
hahahah uncalled for bitchez.
lovehandles, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote:
my naso-labial folds smell a shit caption.

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