Grad school types and religious assholes want to convince us that assimilation is mean and racist and makes immigrants betray their cultural roots, but what if they're just really psyched to live somewhere that isn't an abject shithole?Comments/Enlarge |
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Despite what rich cunts and homosexuals in the fashion industry tell you, the best way to handle a ring of chub around your waist is to proudly wear a shirt that says, “Hey, I’ve got a ring of chub around my waist. What’s going on tonight?” Boys like that because they see a bit of a belly as an extra tit and boys like tits. Doye.
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2009 wrote: Having an astonishingly pretty face certainly helps.
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote: Wow. Some of you really suck.
She’s freakin’ adorable.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote: doesn’t she just look like the land of infinite morning pancakes and alarm clock blowjobs?
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote: She’s a sweetheart... somehow I can read people and she’s not trying to be all lame and cool..she’s just chillin’ and she’ll chop it up with you and have a laugh without being a bitch.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote: She’s absolutely adorable.
The guy a few spots down from me was just trying to be as witty and sharp as a Vice writer. Stop it man. You’re just a very mean, untalented sad person.
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote: You may anonymously post that see "looks horrendous," but I’ll bet she fells great, inside and out, both inside and out, if you know what I mean. Wink wink nudge nudge. aye!?
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote: she looks horrendous naked. trust me.
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote: awww she so happy!
Anonymous, on Jun 20, 2009 wrote: DooD..the problem here is not the 3rd wheel on her hips, and definitely not her grill...cause that’s all that keep me hanging on.
BUT the real fault will come to play once you have her butt as naked..trust me it’s not gonna be a pretty site. TRUST! 3 titties..4, ten, 20..I don’t care. You might be liable to vomit all over yourself, then have sex with the vomit and have her watch. GROSS!
Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote: she is so damn pretty it doesnt even matter that she has an extra boob.
Anonymous, on May 25, 2009 wrote: basically the most gorgeous girl i have ever seen.
Anonymous, on Apr 10, 2009 wrote: Look at the shape of her belly. It is very rotund. There are not obvious rolls. Her arms ain’t that fat. I assume she is preggers.
And she has a gorgeous face, and I can imagine that there is no shortage of men trying to pump that happy smile full of baby.
Anonymous, on Apr 3, 2009 wrote: MAD CUTE!
Anonymous, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote: BOING!!!
What the hell are psychos talking about. The only chub here, is the one she just inspired in my pants.
Probably the all-time most do-able DO ever, of all time, infinity plus one.
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote: she can tell this slut sews and ’does’ brunch. she probably dates an ugly bearded dude is a shitty band.
barrack obama, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote: when I fuck her, does it count as a threesome since she’s up the duff?
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote: x
Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote: wow, what a fat, gummy slut!
Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote: ATTN: this girl
RE: yall
MSG: add me on facebook. jackson sutliff. ess you tee ell eye eff eff as in frank frank IM FUFKCNHG DRNK
Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote: I WILL FIGHT LITERALLY EVERYONE WHOS SAID A BAD WORD ABOUT THIS GIRL
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote: check out my fat, naked ass here.
tinyurl.com/b5tlqg
Anonymous, on Jan 21, 2009 wrote: i cheated on this girl multiple times.
she still doesn’t know.
true story.
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote: Man, I can’t believe I haven’t cheated on my girlfriend yet. Oh wait, I did.
Anonymous, on Jan 13, 2009 wrote: What is this really a Do for? Wear a t-shirt and have a caucasian face?
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote: wow nice mug!
Anonymous, on Jan 2, 2009 wrote: what does doye mean?
Anonymous, on Dec 27, 2008 wrote: I would love to be her friend.
Anonymous, on Dec 22, 2008 wrote: the smile is a false veil.
trust me, i know her.
fat bitch.
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote: fuck off.
she makes the world better.
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote: Plus it means you’re honest and we know what’s wrong with you from the start, because then its all good things from there. That way we can either dig it, and proceed with being interested, or just be a tard and not be interested. Self possession = hot... duh
