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Funny girls in colored tights and stilettos is so good it’s actually bad. See, the only guys brave enough to go up to her are going to be drunk and coked out of their minds, and that means no boners for miles. This bitch is so hot I feel sorry for her.

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SonicGuppy, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
It’s not so much that she’s hot but that any non-guido is off the radar.
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote:
I feel sorry for her too
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote:
she is totally squeezing a fart. trust me. i took the picture. it smelled. the fart not the picture.
Yseson, on Aug 29, 2009 wrote:
That funky face she’s making is the result of the response picture-text that her boyfriend sent of him splooging to her picture-text of what she was wearing.
ROCKWELL, on Aug 10, 2009 wrote:
I like her a lot, i am big into those tights in particular
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
hot girls with senses of humor are like thinking of what you’d do if you won the lottery. you know it probably won’t happen but boy if it did.....
Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote:
i love fran!

haaaaaaaaaaahaa
Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote:
Hm. I think I’ll just borrow that look, seeing as how I can pull it off a hundred times better because I don’t have that face.
Anonymous, on May 1, 2009 wrote:
It’s like Fran Drescher and Joan Jett humped and had THIS for a kid!

EPIC YES!!!!
Anonymous, on Apr 22, 2009 wrote:
the gas face!
Anonymous, on Apr 8, 2009 wrote:
that isnt really her face she’s just pulling some weird/funny sneer kindof thing, shes totally hot!
tee jay, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote:
still hot
Anonymous, on Jan 7, 2009 wrote:
sorry, vice. been there, done that.
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote:
FUCK SHIT
MY DICK EXPLODED.
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote:


GET A NOSEJOB YOU UGLY PLASTIC ROBBIT

- Dr Zoidberd
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
This girl makes me consider breaking it off with my long term girlfriend. Maybe I can buy up?
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2008 wrote:
i would pay her to poop on me.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2008 wrote:
But I want to be her.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2008 wrote:
the only guys brave enough to go up to her are going to be drunk and coked out of their minds
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2008 wrote:
that explains a lot.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote:
I bet she can talk really funny too, puke more enthusiastically than you and scream really loud whilst doin it
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
Who in the holy hell could possibly find this unattractive and/or manly? I can’t tell if the majority of people who comment on these are just jaded, retarded, bitter, or some combination of the aforementioned troika of insecurity.
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2008 wrote:
Coming from a chick.. I’d love to get my head between those tights this girl is hot. Everyone needs to seriously stop ragging on her face, she’s just playing. Since she can have a laugh it makes her 500% more attractive and shuts down any ideas that she may be a hipster bitch or ... transvestite.. ? Am I seriously scanning these comments correctly you’re all whack for thinking that at allll haha
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2008 wrote:
those facials are enough for anyone to get distracted from that bodacious bod. sickening.
James Alexander, on Jul 10, 2008 wrote:
Man you can’t beat hotties who can smile and have some fun.

They make normal guys ask "what if"!

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