She’s SMS-ing her friend to say that she’s “gone all out with the Stevie Nicks vibe tonight” but what she’s neglected to include is that even in her elongated “bubble perm and tranq addiction” period, Stevie never ever looked as tragic as this.Comments/Enlarge |
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Look, it’s been a long week. If you need me I’ll be down at the park having a couple Buds with Professor Barnabus P. Galaxicon and his Splendiferous Brain-O-Scope.Comments/Enlarge |
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Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote: I would rub my needle dick against that cheek dimple crease like I was dry humping her ass and then splooge my tiny little thimble full of translucent boy juice on her perfectly capped westernied style smile before she went out for the night with her much more handsome and well groomed asian boyfriend.
that’s what I would do
malathion, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote: i would nuke a small african country to finger that ass , a whole god-damned continent to stick my dick in her ear . i’m so damn hungry i can hardly think straight .
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Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote: the way she is holding that beer is giving me a boner
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote: Looks like Star Shoes on Hollywood
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2008 wrote: If the Fonz was a short, hairy, Jewish guy who liked to work on motorcycles and smelled like an ashtray, you’d also want to fuck him.
