These guys remind me of what vikings would have been like if they were slightly more courteous and also dressed like gaylords.Comments/Enlarge |
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They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment.Comments/Enlarge |
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Why are these tacky Eastern European sluts with cheap handbags, stressed denim from Forever 21 and frizzed-out hair in the DOs? Um, because we’re not fags that’s why. Ladies, you can save up for an Hérmes bag your whole life. We want what Vince Neil wants.
Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote: wait... i thought this was Vince Neil...
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2009 wrote: Keepin’ it classy! Especially the chick with the white lace thong.
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote: Amen.
your mom, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote: So fucking true. Half the time I’m embarrassed by what my penis likes.
pizzaface, on May 31, 2009 wrote: 1. they look too old
2. i wouldnt be surprised if they turned around and were really female body havin men.
not that tight asses are a bad thing, just saying.
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote: I love throwing around a cheap and tacky girl as much as the next, but these girls don’t look like fun. they’re the type who’d turn you down even though YOU are way out of THEIR league.
Anonymous, on May 18, 2009 wrote: yeah, i don’t think i want to date guys anymore after reading this shit
Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote: gross buts.
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote: nice dumper
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote: yeah, we get it. we all know guys love tacky sluts and they have no idea we spend $150+ on a pair of jeans or that we’ll spend two weeks salary on a status symbol bag that we’re just gonna spill make-up in and throw up on.
sometimes we just want spend our hard-earn money on quality, well-made garments because we like to.
Anonymous, on Dec 3, 2008 wrote: Um... maybe this is a dumb question, but what does Vince Neil want?
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2008 wrote: Haha ya it would be very cool to outdress the Euro’s and walk around the streets. Better yet, drive around in a tricked out Shelby :).
Tiago, on Oct 7, 2008 wrote: Me love you long time
Anonymous, on Sep 11, 2008 wrote: nassatall
washingtonirvin, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote: Isn’t there something unfair about going to a foreign country and outdressing all of the people there?
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote: They do realize that ’Miami Vice’ has been canceled form some 20-plus years, right? RIGHT!?
jonnystabbins, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote: bahahahah! they both bought the same shoes!
Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2008 wrote: hugh heffner called. he wants his beezes back. scrub scrub scrub the kitchen floors beezes
