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Why is it the people with the least artistic and literary savvy are the ones the most devoted to the art of permanent drawings/sayings?

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Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
That takes some dedicated shaving.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
do yall see he has a covered up ss tattoo on his belly = aryan prison bitch? those sideburns are awful and ill fight anyone who says different...rich kids sticking up for the working class give me a break this couple is 100% trash
gnarwhal, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
"yeah i’ll take that’n right thar. yeah. honey? what you thank about that’n?"
Anonymous, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:
Seriously, the other commenters are spot-on pointing out that it’s a favourite past-time of the privileged whitebread and pretentious to poke fun at others’ lack of ’literary and artistic savvy’. Get some insight you douchebag caption-gimp.
Anonymous, on May 6, 2009 wrote:
my name is buck and I’m here to fuck
Anonymous, on May 4, 2009 wrote:
these two are awesome!
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
Well, he’s got a castle in the clouds on his arm... and in the world ruled by bad taste and even worse decisions, that means he’s a romantic at heart. Speaking of hearts, his is apparently made of bricks with the inscription: (something) THIS, BITCH. That means he’s sensitive and he’s been hurt before. Beneath that on his abdomen is her portrait... which is the trailer park equivalent to scented candles, a hot bubble bath and the best of Sade on the sound system... multiplied by 20.

What we see is a couple of breathing skid marks amidst the romantic aftermath of a 4 day meth binge. But to them, they are totally each others’ chocolate sundaes.

Shine on you crazy diamonds.
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote:
Dude’s more of a do cuz of his sick chops, Timberlands and FUBU pantz.
Anonymous, on Nov 30, 2008 wrote:
if she didnt have free fucking willy on her arm and the IQ of a bucket, i’d actually think she was kinda hot.
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote:
what an art-fag hipster of a don’t comment. Why don’t you sit in a café reading tolstoy while listening to charles mingus while you’re at it.
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2008 wrote:
what a startling observation! She is making the same face as her tattoo likeness! I think it’s because she’s smiling. If I hadn’t read your comment I never would have put two and two together! Maybe instead of typing stupid shit you could use your hands to jerk off your mom!
exitement, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
she’s making the same face on her face as on his belly
Soda-POP77, on Sep 5, 2008 wrote:
Too bad their tattoo’s are all they’ve got going for them.
At least they have each others shitty tattoo’s to look at.

man, this picture is really depressing.
fatbaby, on Jul 31, 2008 wrote:
those are cool jeans at least. NOT! ha ha
washingtonirvin, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
You know the tattoo artist was thinking "what a moron" when she wrote "BREAK THIS BITCH" over his heart.
jonnystabbins, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote:
girl = kinda cute/worth chatting with

guy = cock stain

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