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Going out to clubs after you’re 40 is like holding your breath until it gets to the chest-ache part, only the pain is in the back where you’ve roped in the past 15 years of unwanted cellulite.

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kennyp, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
if i saw this drunk i would defintely throw up .
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2009 wrote:
once you reach a certain age there should be a limit on how many straps and strings you can have on your body at any one point in time.
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2009 wrote:
she might just be an ugly 20 year old. What’s with the yellow g string?
and flower top?
I had one of those back-roped shirts in the 90s. back when it was still okay to wear snake skin.
invisible buttons, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
I just puked
Anonymous, on May 26, 2009 wrote:
Back cleavage, yum.
pizzaface, on May 4, 2009 wrote:
botox isnt forever.
Anonymous, on Apr 8, 2009 wrote:
alot of people in their 20’s are fat and look worse than this due to fast food and no exercise. and alot of people in their 40’s are fit. this is fat not age.. and the g string showing over pants looks slutty at 16 or 60... just more forgiveable at 16
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote:
She’s hittable. It’s the fools that wish to ignore the aging process that have jokes. :)
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2008 wrote:
Is cellulite ever wanted?
washingtonirvin, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
"well hell i never worked out when i was twenty so i’m not about to start now..."
zoolander, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
I don’t think it’s just the cellulite that’s unwanted...
Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2008 wrote:
And to your left, please take note of asstards latest piece entitled "MILF IN THE YELLO THONG"...and to the right
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2008 wrote:
haha "arse"

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