Not giving a shit about how you look can be a bummer, but spending every waking moment on things like what pant leg goes where and how many pounds of hat you can fit on your head makes you look like Jay McCarroll at a Thinking-Too-Hard Festival. Comments/Enlarge |
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When Ashton Kutcher was trying to convince Three 6 Mafia to stop fucking whores and go for “real girls,” he meant this Brooklyn house-party type. They wear dirty shoes and keep forgetting to put on makeup, which is precisely why you want to go eat eggs with them the next morning instead of chewing your arm off. Comments/Enlarge |
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We’ve been getting a lot of shit recently for putting Asian chicks in the DOs. Sorry. Are we supposed to let this glide by without doing anything? Maybe they just care more about how they look.
Anonymous, on Jan 28, 2010 wrote: "you gonna buy that board or what?"
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2010 wrote: wasn’t she on guesshermuff.blogspot.com ?
Anonymous, on Jan 10, 2010 wrote: hey baby
play it safe.
nothing special
Anonymous, on Jan 8, 2010 wrote: "Pretty tryhardy. I bet it took her an hour to construct that short and singlet ensemble."
AGREED
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2009 wrote: nothing related to a longboard should be a do!
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote: Get the fuck off that skateboard bitch. Go get some fucking rollerblades.
Anonymous, on Sep 11, 2009 wrote: i bet she’s riding a sector 9. kook!
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote: re: "Since this pic was took 5 years ago, she married a programmer from Milpitas, and has had three Japo-Korean kids.
Get over yourselves, pud-boys; those thighs are a historical document."
wrong! she was already a 50 year old grandmaother with 15 children when this picture was taken. She’s banged out 5 more since then and she still looks this good. Asian’s don’t age, just look at Sho Kusugi, dood can still kill a room full and not break a sweat.
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote: I’d bang her with YOUR dick!
Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote: Venice beach.
Since this pic was took 5 years ago, she married a programmer from Milpitas, and has had three Japo-Korean kids.
Get over yourselves, pud-boys; those thighs are a historical document.
Anonymous, on May 10, 2009 wrote: ... would pound that into my mattress so hard...
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote: That smile and that body = total fuck machine.
Anonymous, on Apr 18, 2009 wrote: id let her ride my long board any day
Anonymous, on Apr 17, 2009 wrote: is this Mission Beach, San Diego?
Anonymous, on Mar 18, 2009 wrote: yo, when me and vick potassio challenged her to a skate race, she lossed bigtime, good thing we made the rule that the loser of the race gets laid with Vick Potassio
Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote: I wanna pour my hot gorilla milk all over that...
Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote: i dont care if she knows how to use the skateboard, as long as she knows how to use that body, i’d hit that once, last 10 seconds and dream about it for the rest of my life. wooooow.
there are so many haters on here! yeah she has legs that are shorter than really tall white girls, that *may* be because she’s either asian or malaysian. i think she’s beautiful, no caveats, no nit-picking, nothing. the people picking apart the do’s are probably the ugliest pale motherfuckers this side of transylvania. shut it.
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote: "Boooooooo!
I was in until a saw the long board."
what?? longboarding is the most fun manual land travel since skaters wanted to go fast and surfers wanted to make surfing relevant to every day life
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote: Do you think she stands in front of the mirror on her skateboard practicing poses?
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote: Pretty tryhardy. I bet it took her an hour to construct that short and singlet ensemble.
Anonymous, on Jan 24, 2009 wrote: Who GIVES a fuck if someone’s asian or whatever. This girl is hot. So you people just need to get over it. Also how many legit hot chicks even get on skateboards since plenty of the DO’s are some banged up strung out bitches.
Anonymous, on Jan 12, 2009 wrote: her body is out of proportion...
but still a do..
Anonymous, on Jan 12, 2009 wrote: Sweet jesus.
Willy, on Jan 7, 2009 wrote: are her legs really that small?
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote: socks with slip ons? who cares, she’s a do and a half... fuck, she’s such a do that I want to do her...
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote: sorry! socks with slip-ons = immediate don’t!
Anonymous, on Oct 3, 2008 wrote: Boooooooo!
I was in until a saw the long board.
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2008 wrote: Bollywood California is just soo much better than Hollywood california!
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote: Holy. fuckin. shit.
look at all those sunglasses there!
kidding, that’s a 10 right there if ever I saw one.
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2008 wrote: WINNER!!! = bloke2dollar
you have won teh internet
" wow.. is she asian? cool, she could do my homework as well"
