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So far the only funny thing Jerry Seinfeld has done is convince an entire generation of unmarried uncles that it’s perfectly acceptable to dress like a member of a New Edition tribute band made up of guys on their first day out of rehab. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Taking in an exchange student seems like a bad decision when he walks in on you in the bathroom or wants to learn about baseball. But come on, how good is the part when you and your friends teach him that the American way to answer the phone is "Hello fancy lady?" or that it's customary to present your host with a 10-inch swath from the bottom of each garment after a dinner party? Pretty good. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Someone needs to tell these Glastonbury cowboys that wearing $3 hats is for little kids and bachelorettes.

Comments

Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote:
hey don’t talk bad about my dad!
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2009 wrote:
who gives a shit
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
Have fun at Burning Man!
Anonymous, on Dec 22, 2008 wrote:
truth: he’s a multi-instrumentalist in a legendary TX polka band. betcha wanna do him NOW, eh?
washingtonirvin, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
This man has made an art form out of lethargy.

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