Perfectly worn-in jean jackets have a forcefield around them that enables you to stay at people’s houses for weeks without getting on their nerves. You can not do all the dishes you want and not buy any toilet paper ever and your host will just shake her smiling head and say, “What am I going to do with you?” Comments/Enlarge |
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Man is it a relief to see a woman show a touch of refinement instead of slutting it up all over the place. There's something about silk gloves where you just know you can take her to dinner with your parents and they won't spend the whole time thinking about all the rough, dirty, messy sex the two of you are getting up to.Comments/Enlarge |
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Asian dudes are already starting at a machismo disadvantage. Throwing girls’ jeans and a pink purse into the mix is like putting a bonnet on a baby panda.
Anonymous, on Jan 14, 2010 wrote: Definition of VIRGIN.
Anonymous, on Jan 12, 2010 wrote: who writes these captions? you guys are fucking incredible. no seriously.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote: whoever started making jeans with pockets like this is a fucking dumbass. that is all.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote: oh, the shame. dirty, shameful shame.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote: The second this guy puts on a different colored shirt he’s cooler than all of you haters combined
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote: uh.. he’s probably really nice..
Anonymous, on Nov 30, 2008 wrote: Ah...FOB fags. Why? why? why?
Anonymous, on Aug 23, 2008 wrote: It’s hard for me to fathom who would want to dress like this, with a pink purse and all; I don’t think any gay guys would even be into this.
For lack of a better guess, I’m going to say that he’s just a clueless mama’s boy.
washingtonirvin, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote: Who exactly does this guy hope to attract? Other straight guys who make no attempt to look straight?
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote: asian dudes are only at a machismo disadvantage in the eyes of bigots in this country. there are plenty of badass asians everywhere. plus a chinese gangster from hong kong, say, will fuck you up
