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This skirt looks exactly like her legs blasted out of there using dynamite.

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Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
"tommy!! i said i wanted sweet n low on the rim goddammit!!!!"
Stanleyhalen, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:

Looks like my ex. Totally useless out of bed..
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
a little thicky thick, but would DO
Anonymous, on May 12, 2009 wrote:
Hey baby, right here is good. Just lean up on that blue container. What? No way girl, see it even says no trash so how could be trashy here in this alley. That’s right now turn back around and...
Anonymous, on May 1, 2009 wrote:
that fat b*tch should stop drinking alcohol and do some exercise by walking to the store and buying new pants
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2008 wrote:
She changed her mind after a $1.50 rum & punch at the local biker bar..She’s going to retrive her newborn baby from the dumpster she left it in an hour ago.
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
the can says NO TRASH. where are you going to go?
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote:
Its the stomach and the arse that blows my fucking mind. You know what though, if I was on holidays and no one new, I would hit it!!
Soda-POP77, on Sep 5, 2008 wrote:
I bet you black gangsters love her. And wiggers do to because they follow the a fore mentioned.
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote:
not my type
ha
she wishes she could date me
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
definitely hot as fuck
thug_mcgraw, on Aug 7, 2008 wrote:
dome was on point.
AreEffEightyOne, on Jul 26, 2008 wrote:
At least she has a sense of humour. Or rather - I HOPE she’s being guided by a sense of humour.
washingtonirvin, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
Granted, she has shitty taste. But I bet she’s still fun to be around.

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