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Oh, now look what you’ve gone and done. You’ve made me put you in the DOs for pissing up against a dumpster like a little stray cat. You’re in biiiiig trouble, young lady. Comments/Enlarge | See all


If anything’s going to cut through all the divisive bullshit surrounding immigration and bring us all together it’s not going be some corny political slogan or a song or even a chain of restaurants. It’s got to be something profound and universal. Like embarrassing dads. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Every small town bar has that one single mom/ older-sister type that is so fucking funny you wonder who the fuck dumped her in the first place.

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Anonymous, on Dec 7, 2008 wrote:
I’d hit it

WITH A CROWBAR
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2008 wrote:
It’s Paul Stanley shitting himself.
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2008 wrote:
i would take her out for 89 cent volcano tacos at taco bell, i’d maybe even hold her hand
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
nina garcia?
washingtonirvin, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
Ahh, the 80s. Sadly, people like this have now resorted to shopping at malls and putting on lots of weight. IT’s a shame, really.

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