If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you.Comments/Enlarge |
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It takes years of practice to pull "street fighting alcoholic old guy" with dignity but he's nailed it, right down to his freshly peed pants.Comments/Enlarge |
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You know there’s some boozed-up geriatric Polack in this hideous shithole bragging on the phone to Warsaw that his son Zbigniew has built him “castle in America” with “balcony fit for king that fucking Czech cocksuckers could only dream of in wildest dreams.”
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote: I was in this place in June. IIRC the people are actually Greek, but yeah, dead on.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote: i rode my bike to coney last weekend and these fuckers were staining my eyes left and right. sometimes it takes a lot of money to look like a tacky piece of shit.
Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote: What do you guys think of his barely noticeable HAIRPLUGS? He’s not only part owner, he’s also a client.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote: The jealousy on this blog is seriously out of control. The question is why do you guys choose to pay a ridiculous amount for rent in these shithole apartments? To be that closer to the city? Your the ones that are out of your minds. This neighborhood was a shithole for the last 30 years until the homos, weirdos, so-called artsy people moved in and the landlords took advantage and jacked up the prices, that’s why someone like this became rich. You guys are the idiots, these guys just capitalized on your "hipness." I moved out 10 years ago to live better as hopefully you all will one day when you wake up and realize that these $2000 + apartments are worth no more than $800 or $900.
Anonymous, on Dec 3, 2008 wrote: hhahahaha oh kurwa
Anonymous, on Oct 10, 2008 wrote: What’s next? A refrigerator cardboard box for a home as a do?
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2008 wrote: omg and its right off bedford.
