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Did he purposely rip those jeans himself or were they torn during the stampede to get into the auditions for the Berlin leg of Mr Annoying Little Media Queer 2009? Comments/Enlarge | See all


Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Guys who wear coats that touch the ground think they look like a heavy dude from The Matrix or some character from a comic book we’ve never heard of but they just look like some guy who’s really into The Matrix and some comic book we’ve never heard of.

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Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
she looks like carrot pubes.
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote:
ur wrong and jeluz bill lika has xlarge cock............jenny
Anonymous, on May 4, 2009 wrote:
I think the chick looks worse!
Anonymous, on Apr 23, 2009 wrote:
I think he look badass! He should be a DO!
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2009 wrote:
i think hes trying for the same aesthetic of the movie Blow that depp nails
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
I’m pretty sure that girl is just standing on the street while a strange person walks by.
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2008 wrote:
eastern promises, girl is tacky but that’s what being a russian mobster’s wife is all about
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2008 wrote:
well, he has a hottie with him. who do you have? oh thats right. a cat
washingtonirvin, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
Yeah, he preordered the boxed set of DVDs on Amazon the day it was announced.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
anyone who has the guts to walk around in public wearing a matrix coat, deserves some r-e-s-p-e-c-t, don’t they? or have i gotten this completely wrong and should go back to bed?

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