Without bringing a bunch of writing or props into it, three shorts and no shirt is probably the easiest way to dress up as the opposite of a brain surgeon.Comments/Enlarge |
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"Look dude, I just want to say I'm sorry about dropping that anvil on you in front of Lisa. We cool?"Comments/Enlarge |
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These three seem unapproachable but what if: You get your friend to pretend to be a stranger and bother them like a drunk idiot until you go, “Hey buddy, I think it’s time to get lost.” Then you do this arm-grab thing where you kind of lead him away and even kick him in the ass as he leaves. Then you can go back to them laughing and start some conversation like, “What’s with idiots like that, huh? Did he really think you were going to be totally into his drunken, slurring bullshit?” And so on. (The next time you do it he gets to be the hero. It’s called Pussy Hustling.)
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote: the one on the right is a nine or higher by herself. and usually my yellow fever thermometer doesn’t go above 98.6.
rockwell, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote: Does this troupe even equate to a 10 between the three of them? You decide...
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote: fuck me sideways that blonde asian i something else
place kicker, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote: girl on the right is totally making me regret all those "chinese, japanese, look at these" jokes from my childhood.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote: ( okay, now i see why dudes are into asian chicks. it’s all falling into place )
i`m glad your from the states you thick c**t
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote: sounds crazy but this is actually what my fantasy looked like.
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote: okay, now i see why dudes are into asian chicks. it’s all falling into place.
johnny myers, on May 28, 2009 wrote: OR... just tell the one in the middle she looks white trash with a stain on her shirt. Tell the one on the right her head is too big for her body, (like DK mode in NBA Jam). and just ignore the one on the left completely. After their confidence is in shambles take your pick cause your balls deep before last call.
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote: Do all 3.
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote: dear mister vice writer. grow some balls and talk to those chicks anyway. why do you need to use your friend to pull in pussy? lame.
Anonymous, on Jan 2, 2009 wrote: The only thing grosser than fake blond is fake blond on an asian chick who shines like she’s covered in a layer of Crisco. Still, the girl in the middle is wearing an expression that gives me an instant raging hardon.
Anonymous, on Dec 16, 2008 wrote: Flip Flops......................
Peels, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: Alright white boys...eat your hearts out at this fine three set of white girls...
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2008 wrote: first of all, tila wishes that she could be in this shot. none of these girls are asking for attention - the photographer found them. no one would be as lame as to having millions of random friends on myspace, or even have a myspace. Better yet, spending wasted time analyzing and criticizing women whom you don’t know. So get a life, losers.
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2008 wrote: Girl on the left = hottest asian ever. Do it right, in red.
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote: hellz no. the only thing worse than flip-flops is platform flip-flops (the girl in the red dress is a fine example).
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote: the one on the right.. holy shit can anyone say boner?
Yeah I know hardly a revelation but whatever.
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2008 wrote: you have to be careful though. I did this for a friend but I made him buy me two shots first, and was already too drunk. And then I really was the drunk asshole.
Anonymous, on Aug 28, 2008 wrote: Mmmmm my fav thing in the world is 10’s!
Also I tried that approach once, and it totally works out. Like killing fish in a barrel.. With a shotgun.
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2008 wrote: yum yum
Beef, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote: Bitch got doody on her shirt.
washingtonirvin, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote: The middle one is the leader. Win her over and the set is yours.
Anonymous, on Jul 11, 2008 wrote: the one on right looks like an alien. blonde in middle is nice
