These guys remind me of what vikings would have been like if they were slightly more courteous and also dressed like gaylords.Comments/Enlarge |
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"Look dude, I just want to say I'm sorry about dropping that anvil on you in front of Lisa. We cool?"Comments/Enlarge |
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Matching tattoos are a great excuse to get girls to show you their private areas. You can say, “Cool—who designed those?” while you’re thinking, “Korean asses aren’t much but maybe that’s all I want tonight, a nice little assappetizer before dinner.”
Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote: I didn’t realize so many Vice readers were abject virgins. Haven’t you guys ever seen a butt before?
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote: Two words: Cum dumpster
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote: Jesus Christ are they disgusting
Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2009 wrote: Ass if.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote: Way too small.
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote: Someone needs to wipe their ass.
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote: Holy fuck, if these assless two have fat asses I’d better never show mine in public again, since its Godzilla. The one on the right does look like she’s pooping, but maybe that’s just how bums look when you have darker skin. I wouldn’t know.
Anonymous, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote: Erm, these girls are fat? Quick F.Y.I guys. This is what women’s asses are supposed to look like. If you want them to be as skinny as your’s, maybe you should trying to fuck another guy. You’d be doing us all a favour.
Anonymous, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote: Haha. I invite every asshole dude commenting on these supposedly "fat, dirty asses" to educate themselves by planting their own pasty, flat, hairy, and likely pimply asses in front of a mirrot, part their own ass cheeks, and get a good glimpse of what their own nasty ass cracks look like. Shit. Comes. Out. Of. Them. Either deal with it or bleach your ass crack before you expect girls to start bleaching theirs. Ew.
Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote: cause yer my brown eyed girl
sha lah lah lah lah lah
lah lah lah lah lah dee dah
Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2009 wrote: thems some dirty poopers. me wouldn’t hit it with someone else’s pecker, mates.
Anonymous, on Jan 10, 2009 wrote: Rollo Tony Brown Town
Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2009 wrote: The one on the right’s ass is non symmetrical. And it’s ugleh.
Anonymous, on Dec 14, 2008 wrote: face first!
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote: Asian poontang already had bad rep
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: Dear Jap, I’ll recommend the Anal Bleaching treatment By Doctor Pink.
sushilove, on Oct 16, 2008 wrote: you know it’s being a great party when you get to see a girl’s asshole
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2008 wrote: Pardon me, but i prefer m’lady’s bum to have a bit more definition than a custard-filled ZiplocŪ. Get these two fatties gym memberships...STAT!
Anonymous, on Aug 28, 2008 wrote:
did she have to pull her underwear down too just to show the tattoo??
Exeter, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote: "If you are not attracted to the ass on the right, you are not attracted to females. I’m a red-blooded, straight male, and all I can think about is sticking my tongue up that crack and tossing her salad. Yum!"
Pretty much, without all the chestbeating and explicitness
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2008 wrote: its brown downtown
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2008 wrote: ugly asses.
washingtonirvin, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote: There’s something fairly forward about a tattoo that you need to drop trow and bend over in order to display...
