DOS & DON'TS

It’s hard to call out your friends on their bullshit without it seeming like a joke, but if one of them is turning into a serious, self-important asshole it's vital to figure out a way to slip him the news. Comments/Enlarge | See all

How hard would it be to have a bad trip around these two? You could get off a train in Nazi Germany and they’d be like, “Yeah, it kind of sucks here, but we know a couple spots.” I bet they even smell laid back. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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You know this column is popular when a girl who’s asked to pose for it throws down all her belongings and becomes a perfect oil painting of a superhero.

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Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2009 wrote: No anal, horrible blowjobs, "tender" sex...moving right along.

	dangerboy, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: shes got some love handles stickin out

Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote: My left hand is telling me go find a nice quite spot with internet access.

Anonymous, on May 3, 2009 wrote: joyce leslie ftw

Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote: she still does poos

Anonymous, on Apr 30, 2009 wrote: ugh no style. look at those fucking awful cheap ass boots?

Anonymous, on Apr 19, 2009 wrote: Fuck this, I’m moving to New York

Anonymous, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote: I love gorgeous women who dress badly. Something very endearing about it.

Anonymous, on Apr 9, 2009 wrote: Ok she’s hot. But let’s stop tugging ourselves over a face we can’t actually see. That’s a good thing when i’m in the mood.

Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote: No style but hot enough to get away with it.

	samwiches, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote: that girl will fuck. you can tell cause they’ll just drop all their nice shit on the dirty corner and give you that, if you ask like you wanna fuck too.

	tee jay, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote: agreed

Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote: a DO. Everynight, a few times.

Anonymous, on Dec 16, 2008 wrote: god damn it. my girlfriend is not pretty enough.

	Sucker Pants, on Nov 28, 2008 wrote: what the fuck a car just drove through my backyard

Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote: Oh shit there’s a camera! The girl drops her handbag, revealing the hidden mound of spaghetti therein.

Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: is that Ariel from Burningangel?

Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2008 wrote: " some of you guys need to stop immitating the writing style of the author of the ’do/dont’ section and just fuck off."

	sOMewittyGenerIcclevernaMe23, on Sep 7, 2008 wrote: throwing down your possessions in THAT city?..... nuttin of value in those bags.

Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2008 wrote: Probably her VD clinic pose.

Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2008 wrote: TOO BAD ABOUT HER STUPID LEOPARD TINY BACK PACK

Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2008 wrote: This girl is about the hottest fucking thing I’ve ever seen, and New York is still Scum-town. But you knew that already.

Anonymous, on Aug 22, 2008 wrote: "Oh my hot . . . I could eye-eff her for 3 hours." How bout, I could F her for 3 hours, you little baby.

Anonymous, on Aug 17, 2008 wrote: girl’s hot/ not the pose

	washingtonirvin, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote: I swear I’ve dated pretty girls before. But how come they never look this _exciting_?

Anonymous, on Jun 20, 2008 wrote: Come and save me!

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