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Fur looks fucking ridiculous on rich people and pimps, but when pretty girls are just fucking around at a party they’re making fun of all that. Like if they were on Jay Z’s yacht and he showed them a diamond-encrusted belt buckle that said “HOVA,” they would do a spit take and go, “Jesus, Shawn, that is so fucking corny!”

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Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
IS THAT KAT VON D ON THE LEFT? WHAT A HO
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote:
I wanna hear it from the horse’s mouth!!
Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2009 wrote:
Ya’ see what those chicks don’t know...It’s not chinchilla or mink. It’s really a bunch of mangey alley cats!
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
Didn’t you veto this exact "unnecessary fur hat indoors" look in that picture with the pretty white girl and the guy making a weird face? Is it because they’re asian? It is, isn’t it?


It is.
Anonymous, on Jan 3, 2009 wrote:
i mean, crazy asian with fur hat to be exact..sorry
Anonymous, on Jan 3, 2009 wrote:
girl with fur completely ripped off Kazu Makino’s summer outfit. completely.

but since she poses so cute, it’s an absolute do.
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2008 wrote:
nah, fuck fur all together.
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2008 wrote:
Love the caption for once. Good party look, with a sense of humor!
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2008 wrote:
cute face on the one on the left but the vice caption sucks.


solareyes, on Sep 13, 2008 wrote:
Look at that piece of shit in the background.

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