I like the way drag kings have this shtick where they pretend to be totally over it in a “I know I’m ugly” kind of way, but the second there’s a pretty girl around the whole charade comes tumbling down and she instantly becomes the nervous, horny loser she pretends she’s making fun of.
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote: I love you girl with the G on your belt.
Kirby Puckett, on Aug 19, 2009 wrote: David Cross in a fat suit?
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote: ’Mmhm, that’s right, uh huh, oh no! Check yo-self girl’...well you all know the rest.
Anonymous, on Apr 29, 2009 wrote: Sometimes you have to initiate that conversation with a drag king that goes something like, "Ok, y’know... you’re not really ’gay.’ You’re just very ’overweight’ and ’unattractive’ and there is not enough whiskey in Ireland to get a guy to put his dick in you. So, you hedged your bets and went to the one place that would have you, which happened to be ’chicks who are REALLY INTO fat, ugly trolls.’ You never chose it. IT chose YOU."
