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Rave sucks, but when you’re stuck in there, tripping your balls off, catching sight of this and becoming so transfixed with it that you start developing religious theories about asses, it actually starts to make perfect sense. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I hate these suicidal poets who are pushing mid-30s and dress like tampons just so they can maybe sneak up a drunk student's gash. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Look at his cheap plastic shoes. He looks like a voodoo doll someone who hates their dad made.

Comments

Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
Nothing this guy could ever say or do could convince me he should exist. This guy could cure cancer and aids next week and I’d still think he should die now.
Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2009 wrote:
This douche better be pulling a bag of halfway decent cocaine out his pocket.
NicaInCali, on Jul 10, 2009 wrote:
The 30+ dudes eat pussy the best, they eat it like it’s their last meal ever
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote:
Laundry day?
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2008 wrote:
id fuck him
i like the dad/ slightly overweight/ 30+ look
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote:
Mid-life crisis, oozing from his every pore
Dennis, on Jul 30, 2008 wrote:
On the train, I’ll bet he had his arm around his teenage daughter making like they were a couple until she was finally like "dad this is our STOP" emphasizing the last word.

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