If a girl is really right for you and you feel it in your bones you can say shit like, “You are so ‘my type’ it’s making my chest ache,” and it will work. Comments/Enlarge |
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When you cover your entire body in “ladies” however it’s such an overstatement we start to wonder if you doth protesteth too much. Easy guy. We got it. You’re straight. Comments/Enlarge |
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Nude with a CBGB’s tattoo is rough, but is she there with her husband and their kid? Does he have to see his mom’s tits flopping around in the mosh pit? That’s beyond sadistic. That’s eye rape.
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2009 wrote: look how well she wrapped her nipple!
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote: They are making the same face.
Fat Lips McGee, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote: Is that Tomas Rosicky?
Anonymous, on May 14, 2009 wrote: it looks like she just got flash-fried
Anonymous, on Mar 27, 2009 wrote: Has anyone ever seen "Masters of the Universe" with Dolph Lungren? She looks like Evil Lynn.
Nah I haven’t seen it either.
Anonymous, on Mar 19, 2009 wrote: oh god. oh lordy. heavens. no
Anonymous, on Dec 30, 2008 wrote: the comment below this one wins
Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote: whatever their relationship, they’re both uttering the same consonant
taro, on Oct 30, 2008 wrote: I bind you from doing harm, Nancy. Harm against other people and harm against yourself.
Anonymous, on Aug 8, 2008 wrote: she’s not old, just a drunken hipster. only a hipster would get such a tattoo. that’s the real thing to look at here. why the fuck would you get that other than to let everyone see how "cool" you are. wow you’re soooo cool, you like cbgb’s, you are sooo cutting edge, and joan jett too, how ironic. what a hip hat you are wearing too.
btw- dr. fate’s comment down below is spot on
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2008 wrote: LOLOLOLOL @ the broad down there ("Karly Haller") getting all up our asses over a dude saying MILFs should be faultless.
First of all, women who actually refer to themselves as MILFs are sad and gross like the aging former runway model (who looks like an even more haggard Iggy Pop) in my office. Secondly, you just called yourself mentally challenged.
washingtonirvin, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: Guy is texting "man, CBs is all I expected and more"
