Keep this photo by your toilet for the next time you’re having a hard time being sick after partying for too long . Concentrate on the lower left of the image and in no time your ringpiece will be exiting your body via your mouth. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
If you drive for more than 18 hours you’ll start to see fashion roadkills like this appear for a split second before vanishing. They are ghosts that died of looking shitty and they have been sent here by God to tell you to pull over. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Hey Bruce Dickinsonami, you might not want to be strutting around Tokyo in spandex pants if you left your ass in San Francisco. Fuck. How do they even know where to put the asshole?
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2010 wrote: WTF, Devinkkenny?! Stop! Post your shit someplace else, fucknuts.
devinkkenny, on May 12, 2010 wrote: "I know what you mean now by what you are saying to me now Jeff Campbell. You make a fuss now to me, because I certainly just have stopped standing everything you like to be always doing so cruel to me. But that’s just the way always with you Jeff Campbell, if you want to know it. You ain’t got no kind of right feeling for all I always been forgiving to you." "I said it once for fun, Melanctha, but now I certainly do mean it, you think you got a right to go where you got no business, and you say, I am so brave nothing can hurt me, and then something, like always, it happens to hurt you, and you show your hurt always so everybody can see it, and you say, I am so brave nothing did hurt me except he certainly didn’t have any right to, and see how bad I suffer, but you never hear me make a holler, though certainly anybody got any feeling, to see me suffer, would certainly never touch me except to take good care of me. Sometimes I certainly don’t rightly see Melanctha, how much more game that is than just the ordinary kind of holler." "No, Jeff Campbell, and made the way you is you certainly ain’t likely ever to be much more understanding." "No, Melanctha, nor you neither. You think always, you are the only one who ever can do any way to really suffer." "Well, and ain’t I certainly always been the only person knows how to bear it. No, Jeff Campbell, I certainly be glad to love anybody really worthy, but I made so, I never seem to be able in this world to find him." "No, and your kind of way of thinking, you certainly Melanctha never going to any way be able ever to be finding of him. Can’t you understand Melanctha, ever, how no man certainly ever really can hold your love for long times together. You certainly Melanctha, you ain’t got down deep loyal feeling, true inside you, and when you ain’t just that moment quick with feeling, then you certainly ain’t ever got anything more there to keep you. You see Melanctha, it certainly is this way with you, it is, that you ain’t ever got any way to remember right what you been doing, or anybody else that has been feeling with you. You certainly Melanctha, never can remember right, when it comes what you have done and what you think happens to you." "It certainly is all easy for you Jeff Campbell to be talking. You remember right, because you don’t remember nothing till you get home with your thinking everything all over, but I certainly don’t think much ever of that kind of way of remembering right, Jeff Campbell.
PappyMundo, on Apr 28, 2010 wrote: ahaha booty fail
TerribleOne, on Nov 26, 2009 wrote: "he needs a pink tutu too:)"
That was fun to read.
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2009 wrote: hes got a body like a little girl, he needs a pink tutu too:)
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote: should at least stuff :(
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote: he is not gay. he has no ass.
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote: hella ghey
Dennis, on Jul 30, 2008 wrote: the only thing that could save chan’s look is if was really into "the mountain goats" or some other kind of gay hetero drinking band and had an ass patch. the paradox alone would skyrocket him into a level of originality that no one could dare to dream.
James Alexander, on Jul 28, 2008 wrote: Wow even a Japanese chick is laughing at him, and they wouldn’t usually raise a eye to a suit made out of your own shit
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote: ooooh, thats bright.
