When girls tell their parents they met a nice Spanish guy on their European vacation, dads don’t think of Javier Bardem. They see this.Comments/Enlarge |
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We love these East Village tweakers who broadcast public-access TV shows from their mother’s living room in Alphabet City. They are the real New York, and the neighborhood would suck without them. Never go away, Crimson Bernie!Comments/Enlarge |
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We saw these two frenching like they were in a Chris Cunningham video and were genuinely concerned they were trying to suffocate each other. Take it easy lady, he’s not a cock.
SonicGuppy, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote: Looks like one of the Jonas brothers in tonsil hockey heaven
Anonymous, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote: posed.
Anonymous, on Jan 30, 2009 wrote: Is that his lip....waaay over there?
Anonymous, on Dec 7, 2008 wrote: i don’t know, he looks like a cock to me
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote: Tonsil tennis goes wrong.
Clearly jheri curls either have the effect where girls never want to let go of your face, or where they wish to absorb your soul through your gob and see to it you’re trapped in eternal torment.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2008 wrote: Im surprised to see their in the Don’ts I thought kissing that bad is a pretty Doish activity.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote: oh dear god
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote: He ended up dying so they turned the picture sideways and tried to make it look like he had a good time takin’ the old stairway to heaven.
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote: she read somewhere online that gently nibbling the tongue makes guys go crazy
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote: take it easy dude, she’s not a cock
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2008 wrote: ’i woz just lookin for my tie pin wot an an eagle swooped down and took from me...’
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote: that might be their first kiss, so lay off! hahahahaha
