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I never dreamt the mascot for Mean Grape Colon Cleanser would be something I’d wish was my weird German aunt. Comments/Enlarge | See all


What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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French Canadians and FOBs overlap in a zone called “pants that are stupid-colored and go up your ass” because both demographics grew up totally cut off from the outside world.

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shelby, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
"also that is a great ass if you don’t think so you don’t have the eye for the booty and should reserve any and all comments about the butt."

i have no problem with her ass. i have a problem with her tramp stamp and the fact that her ass has a bigger appetite than a starving ugandan boy though.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
that’s funny cause someone was a do last week or whenever because of the exact same reason this lady was a don’t.

also that is a great ass if you don’t think so you don’t have the eye for the booty and should reserve any and all comments about the butt.
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
so tight you can see the cellulite.
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote:
id love it if it weren’t for the shit tramp stamp
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
I would sneak outta bed with her at 1am for a sniff,i bet the crotch of those pants smells heavenly.
Anonymous, on May 25, 2009 wrote:
2 bad, cute figure n cute outfit if the wedgie wasn’t in effect
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote:
i’d want to grab a stick from the ground and slide it in between the crevice
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote:
how the fuck is that a great ass

Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2008 wrote:
thats a great ass fucking hipster are judgemnetal pieces of shit
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
It wisely draws attention to a great ass;I don’t see the problem.

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