The problem with stalkers is anything you do to freak them out their brains can just convert into a fetish and turn back against you. It's like trying to turn off Akira. Comments/Enlarge |
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New dads take note. When you work away from home too much and raise your kids on birthday magicians, cartoons and MTV Emo hour you will come home one day to this and start yelling: Sarah, I can't even recognize Kylie any more.Comments/Enlarge |
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This guy is like when you just moved to a new town and you did some weird remix of Eric B and Rakim that everyone loves and just as it comes on and everyone cheers, he points to you all carpe diem and you think to yourself, “I am at the pussy zenith of my life right now.”
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote: I have grown to hate the word Zenith. Purely because of some pretetious tit from Nottingham.
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2009 wrote: I’m really sick of all the dumbass captions that rely so heavily upon unhilarious misogyny. They truly sound like they’re written by a prepubescent asshole boy. You gotta let more women (or guys that aren’t complete morons) try they’re hand at the DOs and DON’TS because you’re doing too good of a job turning off a lot of your most loyal readers.
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote: funderful
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote: techno latino is not pleased
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote: this guy reminds me of the guy in the hienekin commercial, let someone else drive you home <3
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote: Eric B and Rakim? How ’bout a nice mix from Pete Rock and CL Smooth?
Anonymous, on May 20, 2009 wrote: love him, not the caption though.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote: Yo this is just like when you move into a new town and do a remix? pardon?
le petit m, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote: i swear, the rate that these ex-azn-gangster hipsters are spreading is obnoxiously rapid...
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote: "chu are dee mann now, dawg!!"
/in a gay latino lisp crossed with a Sean Connery brogue
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2008 wrote: Johnny fucking Chan
Anonymous, on Jun 28, 2008 wrote: aaah... i love the antagonism the DOs pages bring to society... y’all who feel the need to comment on these pages... shouldn’t even be reading Vice! love it.... peace
Anonymous, on Jun 13, 2008 wrote: I have met this guy plenty of times and every time he comes off as an asshole. I guess being an asshole is a do nowadays
