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So far the only funny thing Jerry Seinfeld has done is convince an entire generation of unmarried uncles that it’s perfectly acceptable to dress like a member of a New Edition tribute band made up of guys on their first day out of rehab. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I don’t know about exploring the inner workings of the universe with E. The first couple of hours can be great but how about the last three hours of lying in bed a day later with the fear, frantically trying to jerk off to lessen the pain? Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Did you ever JUST make it to the bowl after having really bad shit cramps and you look down and this guy is sitting there looking up at you all, “Quoi neuf, Docteur?”

Comments

Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
this guy makes me crave a butterscotch candy.
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote:
..more like looking up & saying, "quoi cafe, Downtown?" -- in fine corynthian leatherrr.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
is he earning timberland merit badges or something?
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
ino that guy hi is cuntumer at mi work end hi is millionari hi drives lanboghiny
daecos, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
he wins
jiminy, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
when you get really rich you get to wear waht you always dreamed of as a kid, even if it means looking like mr. hankey on a suicide bombing mission.
Anonymous, on Dec 1, 2008 wrote:
caption and picture, seriously funny.

one vices better choices.
kudos?
Anonymous, on Aug 22, 2008 wrote:
duh. google "m bison"

palease.
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2008 wrote:
Somewhere, ex race car driver Jackie Stewart is missing his wardrobe.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2008 wrote:
true story
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2008 wrote:
are you fucking kidding? blatant DO, look at the way he carries himself; it’s a neon sign that he has a foot long dick and he doesn’t give a fuck

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