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Again, it stings to put a DO in the DON’Ts but tuck in your fucking shirt guy. You look like Duane Peters if he was in Glengarry Glen Ross.

Comments

Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote:
Oh snap with the Duane Peters ref
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
is that a leash or a tie?
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
that look from amstel light? his dress doesn’t match his huge pussy factor.
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
When in doubt, pinky out!
Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2009 wrote:
as long as he’s too drunk to pick up the guitar and start strumming this look is fucking fine by me.
enstigator, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote:
the girl looks like a delicious three-tiered wedding cake and i mean that in the best way possible.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2009 wrote:
Has the skinny-tie race gotten so out of hand that guys are just knotting shoelaces around their necks now?
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
that straw fedora esp. on a dude is a don’t.
Anonymous, on May 5, 2009 wrote:
He looks like a cross between Jack Black and Jack White - Jack Grey, hmmm?
Anonymous, on Jan 17, 2009 wrote:
fuck dwayne peters fuckin mediocre piece of shit.....and as for all the spitting......what a fucking scumbag......
Anonymous, on Jan 14, 2009 wrote:
dont you ever bad mouf duane peterz again!
exitement, on Jan 2, 2009 wrote:
FEDORAS ARE THE WORST
Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2008 wrote:
What kind of asswad takes a picture of Duran Duran there and leaves most of gorgeous in green out of the shot!

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