You wouldn't believe the kind of crazy shit we've been getting into every night since we became friends with Robbie. We're just worried someone's going to hit him in the head again and set everything back to normal.Comments/Enlarge |
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Waiting out your girlfriend’s straight-edge phase is so nerve-racking it’s like trying to get to sleep the night before Sexmas.Comments/Enlarge |
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We know you heard men are “slaves to their dick,” but you realize there are limits, right? Like when you come bouncing into the club with a giant panty on your body and fuck-me boots, we laugh at your Jersey ass and even when our dick goes, “Come on, please?” we tell it to fuck off and laugh at both of you.
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote: Washington heightS
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote: Yeah, what is that thing between her legs :O
megabreath, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: here’s a brain teaser. why does she have a dead chick hanging from her crotch?
Anonymous, on Jun 13, 2009 wrote: fuck trying to be funny in these comments, both of em would get the business.
bodhisattvah, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote: Someday, you’ll look back and see pics like this and say "what the fuck were we thinking? Elf toes were hideous!"
Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote: Yea,they pretty fly to me regardless of what ya’ll think... But, lose the boots!
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote: fuck that, they’re both hot. i’d say the bronx or queens before i’d say jersey.
but yeah, for some guy who gets his style tips from vice and the likes, these girls are not for you. different demographic...
Anonymous, on Dec 27, 2008 wrote: "hip hop" fashion is so shit.
Anonymous, on Dec 26, 2008 wrote: my dick is obnoxious
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2008 wrote: she looks like a prostitute transvestite Santa. ps. Im from Jersey and hell to the no do I dress like that.
JudoChop, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote: I can smell it from here.
exitement, on Oct 2, 2008 wrote: got the jersey part right
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2008 wrote: The author is clearly a girl - i would kick open those back doors and paint them white
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2008 wrote: Why would you laugh at a girl for wanting to have sex with you? Vice must really be gay...
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2008 wrote: though the post made little sense, the picture speaks for it’s self.
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2008 wrote: hmm i always wanted act out that total recall hooker fantasy. id bring her home as long as my roomates didnt see her.
Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2008 wrote: The chick in the jeans looks like she has some fuzzy white cooch fluff hanging out of her zipper....cuffs and collars baby...cuffs and collars.
