DOS & DON'TS

I guess it’s OK to jauntily perch atop an old lady’s bike if you look like the French Dennis Wilson (I want that jacket). Comments/Enlarge | See all

I’ve got no clue what homos are planning to do with marriage once they’ve gotten the go-ahead, but considering the tan-creamed, Malibu-Barbie tumor we’ve let it become, they’ve got their work cut out for them. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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This guy told us he wears docksiders without socks because he heard a girl dump a guy on the train for wearing them. “After that, I decided I would start wearing them just to see if I could pull them off.” That settles it. I’m queer for mulattos.

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	enstigator, on Aug 28, 2009 wrote: really the only way to go if you can avoid the moldy stench that comes along with it.

Anonymous, on Aug 1, 2009 wrote: Green Peace in Toronto, sign me up

Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote: Even Nacho Libre likes sailing now

Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: "I want. Want want. I DO WANT."

Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote: ben brewer/The Exit lead singer/guy who knocked up MIA.

Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote: Cot Damn. Marry me.

Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote: For once a male DO who isn’t an obvious cunt. Good work Vice

	invisible buttons, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote: do want.

Anonymous, on May 3, 2009 wrote: why does this author consistantly refer to the persons race and play of racial stereotypes. he probably never met a minority until he got this job in the big city.

Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote: mulatto is a pretty offensive term dumbasses. look it up.

Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote: I want. Want want. I DO WANT.

Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote: Like seriously this is the type of guy I want, but I get stuck with nu-rave douche bags. >.<

Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote: why is it all you have to do is impregnate a international terror spawn/art savant to make people want your autograph?

	sovietspam, on Nov 2, 2008 wrote: socks are for squares

Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2008 wrote: yes, good ol’ ben brewer.

Anonymous, on Aug 22, 2008 wrote: Isn’t that the super rich dude (and musician) M.I.A. is engaged with ?

Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2008 wrote: You know that kid can be kind of overwhelming in one-on-one situations but when he shows up at the party its like Christopher Lloyd showed up in a time machine car with Jesus riding shotgun.

Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2008 wrote: mhhm mulattos are where its atttt

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