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So you Junior Mengeles weren't content with your cockapoos and beagadors and pugadoodles and now you've graduated to full-on monstrosities like giant two-mouthed pit bulls and sideways husky-terriers. Disgusting. At least Dr. Moreau had the decency to keep his abominations locked away on an island. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Who the fuck are these women? Who the fuck cares! And if the shots these photographers sell for a few dollars apiece to shitty websites with huge readerships never got taken, would anybody hear the cries of their children going hungry? Probably not. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Short guys are so uncomfortable around naked girls they make us all squirm. Guys, you’re going to have to go chug a beer and have a wank if you ever want to get past the redheaded 5 over to the blonde 7s.

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Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
More like the redheaded 7 and the blonde 5’s...
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
oh per-leeeeeease! get your shirts back on the lot of you... then get that Do-guy with the sunglasses to come over and take his off...
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2009 wrote:
these women look like shit.apparently they need their tops off to have ugly men talk to them.
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
mmmm them blonde milk cows is niceeeeeee
shit.
and they’ll let you do them from behind.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
7 = 10 that doesn’t like giving head
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
I like the ginger, but that is because they are better in bed
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
Some of these comments are hilarious.

"short men are shitty people."

Was this meant to be ironic or did someone lose a girlfriend to a short dude?
Stanleyhalen, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:
This is why some guys go gay. Girls like this.. and there fucked up moms of course.
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
dude that red head is lyk a 3 id hate to see a 1 by ur standard ud have to use 3d glasses jus to bear it
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
what? no, no you meant the redhead 7.
soon she’ll be posing for kern.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
what the fuck is going on here?
Anonymous, on May 1, 2009 wrote:
gingers are not very good looking
Anonymous, on Apr 27, 2009 wrote:
eh. They’re all uggos, that’s why they’ve got their tits out.
Anonymous, on Apr 25, 2009 wrote:
where’s this elusive 7 you speak of? l see 5’s straight across.
Anonymous, on Apr 22, 2009 wrote:
10 = 7 that can cook
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
short men are shitty people.
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
your rating system is soooo off. one day 5 is like UGLY
6 is quite attractive
7 is HOT
8 is AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL
9 is "i cannot beleive you actually exist"
10 is exceedingly rare. I see about one 10 a year, or less. they are not real humans.
Anonymous, on Feb 28, 2009 wrote:
i’m just annoyed the "blonde 7" is wearing a tacky white belt for NO REASON.
Anonymous, on Feb 6, 2009 wrote:
red is higher on the looks scale then those fat blonde milk cows
Anonymous, on Jan 22, 2009 wrote:
yeah except the funny thing is that she’s not even talking to the short shirtless guy. She’s talking to the brown one with his clothes on. racists.
Anonymous, on Jan 6, 2009 wrote:
burly.
Anonymous, on Dec 28, 2008 wrote:
the blond one is fat crap, the red ìone is hot
loifffy, on Dec 23, 2008 wrote:
england. we fucking rule.
Anonymous, on Dec 18, 2008 wrote:
short guys just suck
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote:
blond on the left is a 7 ??!!?
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote:
red there fucked somebody later that day, and I’m choked it wasn’t me.
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
you’re weird - the red is the hot one
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
you’re weird - the red is the hot one
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote:
i like how the redhead looks like she is coming to the point of her story...or maybe the punchline of her joke, but the dude is obviously ignoring her and waiting for the actually hot girls in the crowd to follow her lead and take off their tops.
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote:
The strange thing about it - everyone else in the background has their gd clothes on.
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