“Coming through, people, coming through! Clear the way or I’ll be late for the Stupid Assholes With Pink Jackets and Tiny Backpacks convention. I’m due to give the keynote address in less than 30 minutes! What’s that? Well, since you must know, the topic is ‘Being a Ball-Sucking Shitstain With Fucking Shitty Poodle Hair in 2008.’”Comments/Enlarge |
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Before really getting into something you have to check its plausibility. We all have polyester shirts we love, but they get so fucking hot they make it look like your armpits pissed their pants. If you are a sweaty balls kind of guy, sorry, but you can't wear white spandex pants. It makes your legs look like a sweaty armpit.
What do you do when you see post pubescent, Beacon’s Closet girls hanging out in Soho, smoking cigars and making fun of people? Run home sobbing and punch holes in your bedroom wall.
Anonymous, on Feb 9, 2010 wrote: Too fat for a blunt probably. These girls would never have sex with me. Bitter. I love blunts.
Anonymous, on Jan 31, 2010 wrote: man i want to toke too
daecos, on Jan 29, 2010 wrote: gahahahahah everything about this caption is great!
Anonymous, on Jan 21, 2010 wrote: the one on the left is hot and definately fuckable, but I agree they look boring and stupid. as with most hot girls these days.
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2010 wrote: Both uber cute but the one on the right looks too much like a guy I used to know that pissed me off. If he hadn’t’ve (ooooh!) been such a dick she’d still be fuckable.
Anonymous, on Jan 18, 2010 wrote: the one on the left is perfect
Anonymous, on Jan 18, 2010 wrote: id marry the girl on the right
Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2010 wrote: Cute, but they look like every other girl I know. Am I missing something here?
Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2010 wrote: Anorexic? Pffft. Yeah right. Look at those calves. I SMELL BITTERNESS
Anonymous, on Jan 8, 2010 wrote: wow! These two are incredibly amazingly average!!
Anonymous, on Jan 6, 2010 wrote: Brainless ugly little anorexic pieces of shit.
MissDerbyDoll, on Jan 1, 2010 wrote: Love the one on the left’s style.
Anonymous, on Jan 1, 2010 wrote: "nice boots, I’d like to knock ’em"
awful, just awful...
Anonymous, on Dec 22, 2009 wrote: nice boots, I’d like to knock ’em
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote: don’t
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote: that is indeed a blunt
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote: orrrr stuff your dick in their mouth.
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2009 wrote: THATS A BLUNT
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote: those two chics right there.... i did em.
jealous?
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2009 wrote: most girls should smoke mah’ dick
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2009 wrote: it’s a girl! it’s two girls!
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote: more girls should smoke cigars
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote: Fat knees? Really? REALLY? Are you retarded? Those are her calves, you idiot, and it’s muscle. It’s a shame your mother didn’t choke on that cock instead of... oh why bother.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: yea bitch y dont u start smoking real cigs and lose that weight thats quickly collecting in ur knees and soon to be ur ass
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote: I can see them in Cherry Tavern chewing and saying "YEAH WE LIKE LOVE JUTEBOXES".
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote: These are those girls that are like preppy or something and then they get an insta-hipster smelly makeover and pretend to hate everything
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote: this is why i love girls
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote: fat knees!
Anonymous, on Apr 27, 2009 wrote: they’re trying too hard,
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote: They could both "Smoke my White Owl".
