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What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits. Comments/Enlarge | See all


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What do you do when you see post pubescent, Beacon’s Closet girls hanging out in Soho, smoking cigars and making fun of people? Run home sobbing and punch holes in your bedroom wall.

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Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
that is indeed a blunt
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote:
orrrr stuff your dick in their mouth.
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2009 wrote:
THATS A BLUNT
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote:
those two chics right there.... i did em.
jealous?
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2009 wrote:
most girls should smoke mah’ dick
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2009 wrote:
it’s a girl! it’s two girls!
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
more girls should smoke cigars
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
Fat knees? Really? REALLY? Are you retarded? Those are her calves, you idiot, and it’s muscle. It’s a shame your mother didn’t choke on that cock instead of... oh why bother.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
yea bitch y dont u start smoking real cigs and lose that weight thats quickly collecting in ur knees and soon to be ur ass
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
I can see them in Cherry Tavern chewing and saying "YEAH WE LIKE LOVE JUTEBOXES".
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
These are those girls that are like preppy or something and then they get an insta-hipster smelly makeover and pretend to hate everything
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
this is why i love girls
Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
fat knees!
Anonymous, on Apr 27, 2009 wrote:
they’re trying too hard,
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
They could both "Smoke my White Owl".
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote:
these girls are boring. they look bored. they don’t look funny-if they were making fun of ppl in soho and had something to say, they’d be smiling or something.
they remind me of a grown up version of the twins in "the shinning"-- you know when they stand in the hallway in gnarly blue dresses and blood comes cascading. kubrick is a fucking do, these bitches are tired
Anonymous, on Mar 22, 2009 wrote:
I couldn’t even make it home without firing two shots into my pants.
Anonymous, on Mar 20, 2009 wrote:
why do I love girls?
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote:
Nice boots
samwiches, on Feb 7, 2009 wrote:
looks more like they both got scared out of a party after some sneaky groping by a horny old coke dealer. and they had to share a stoagie just to chill.
crimewave, on Jan 22, 2009 wrote:
they both have the exact same face. but one has bangs. or perhaps they’ve just mastered matching facial expressions.

"this is the one we do when we get pictures taken together. yeah, yeah just tilts your head the other way, not into me..."
werewolfbreath, on Jan 21, 2009 wrote:
am i the only mother fucker that understands that girls that shop at beacon’s closet do not come out looking like this? what, did these girls stop in to see if B is carrying the new Jimi Hendrix re-issue or did they lose their bamboo thumb rings at the Dali show last night?

YEAH. FUCKING. RIGHT.
Anonymous, on Jan 20, 2009 wrote:
CRAIGSLIST _ MISSED CONNECTIONS

you: two dumpy white forgetable chicks
me: unpaid intern for vice

I liked you so much I went home and punched holes in my wall!!

Anonymous, on Jan 18, 2009 wrote:
i want to have a threesome with them
Anonymous, on Jan 13, 2009 wrote:
i think that this is what took over my city- and when I say my city I can almost bet that I am the only NYER here!!
This is MID WEST in Willie-B and would not have happen 12 years ago-
Victoria, on Jan 6, 2009 wrote:
I find it a little disturbing that they are wearing the same boots.
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote:
these girls are beautiful and you’re all retards. homos are jealous bitches.
Anonymous, on Dec 5, 2008 wrote:
wes anderson is a wanker
sovietspam, on Dec 2, 2008 wrote:
what?! This is a do?! That’s crazy talk! I SO did not expect that. Threw me for a loop.
Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote:
all these white girls look the same.
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