Look at this giant, giant Finnish baby. Do Europeans ever move out of their parents’ house? No wonder they call getting laid, “Having sleepover.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
The flock of vampire bats is a bit much, but getting Mark Mothersbaugh’s unplugged head on your arm is a good way of saying “I’m down with the nerds” without being a big nerd about it. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
What do you do when you see post pubescent, Beacon’s Closet girls hanging out in Soho, smoking cigars and making fun of people? Run home sobbing and punch holes in your bedroom wall.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2010 wrote: I’d fuck the girl on the left silly.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2010 wrote: they love the cock more than their daddy
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2010 wrote: Dumb looking girls, unoriginal, look like they are desperately trying to be cool and have an image. Very lame.
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2010 wrote: so, i guess they’re going for the "life’s so overrated and tacky" look or maybe like every other fuckin fag-ster they’re going for the "hey, look i dont have any money" look.
Anonymous, on May 26, 2010 wrote: its a shame cigars make you full on stink. Not like cigarette stink cos thats ok, i mean really full on acrid festival armpit punch you in the nose smell.
Anonymous, on May 2, 2010 wrote: No, When my mother asked my 18 year old brother what does with a 35 year old woman, he replied "You fuck them Mom" That’s what you do with these two.
Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2010 wrote: Nah just make fun of their completely original boots. Smoke another cigar, girls.
Anonymous, on Apr 18, 2010 wrote: "These are the type of girls that I’d be confident that I could bully into sex."
Maybe you shouldn’t have joined a frat if you have a habit of being sodomized. We can all tell, man.
Anonymous, on Apr 13, 2010 wrote: BOOOOO, I’m sick of lazy hipster girls
Anonymous, on Apr 13, 2010 wrote: I JOSEPH would like to chill with them
Anonymous, on Apr 12, 2010 wrote: It’s fucking awesome that they are wearing the same boots, and they look bored with life because that is one of few ways to look when you pose for Vice.
Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2010 wrote: rejects for the aloof, nice but looks like a bitch role in great but cliche ridden British teen drama Skins
Anonymous, on Mar 28, 2010 wrote: The only thing that makes the one of the left hotter is the sock/boot combo.
These are the type of girls that I’d be confident that I could bully into sex.
Anonymous, on Mar 20, 2010 wrote: woah, what’s with all the weight comments? that chick is fucking gorgeous and perfect. fuck all you bastards that want every girl not to eat.
Anonymous, on Feb 28, 2010 wrote: there crap.
Anonymous, on Feb 16, 2010 wrote: Provocative
Anonymous, on Feb 9, 2010 wrote: Too fat for a blunt probably. These girls would never have sex with me. Bitter. I love blunts.
Anonymous, on Jan 31, 2010 wrote: man i want to toke too
daecos, on Jan 29, 2010 wrote: gahahahahah everything about this caption is great!
Anonymous, on Jan 21, 2010 wrote: the one on the left is hot and definately fuckable, but I agree they look boring and stupid. as with most hot girls these days.
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2010 wrote: Both uber cute but the one on the right looks too much like a guy I used to know that pissed me off. If he hadn’t’ve (ooooh!) been such a dick she’d still be fuckable.
Anonymous, on Jan 18, 2010 wrote: the one on the left is perfect
Anonymous, on Jan 18, 2010 wrote: id marry the girl on the right
Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2010 wrote: Cute, but they look like every other girl I know. Am I missing something here?
Anonymous, on Jan 9, 2010 wrote: Anorexic? Pffft. Yeah right. Look at those calves. I SMELL BITTERNESS
Anonymous, on Jan 8, 2010 wrote: wow! These two are incredibly amazingly average!!
Anonymous, on Jan 6, 2010 wrote: Brainless ugly little anorexic pieces of shit.
MissDerbyDoll, on Jan 1, 2010 wrote: Love the one on the left’s style.
Anonymous, on Jan 1, 2010 wrote: "nice boots, I’d like to knock ’em"
