Is there anything on earth worse than bouncers? They take a shit on you every time you have too much fun but when it’s their turn to party they are the most obnoxious pricks in the bar. Oh well, at least somebody probably kicked the shit out of them their entire lives. Comments/Enlarge |
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An On the Waterfront vibe is always a strong look, but a bandage from somebody trying to break a beer bottle on your head the night before makes it titanium-plated. Comments/Enlarge |
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This girl is like a Matryoshka doll because from here to nude she has on about four different coconut-smashing outfits. PS facial scars are heart melters.
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2010 wrote: need me some meat on those legs. but god damn she makes up for it
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2010 wrote: bitch needs a calf transplant.
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote: replace the face. give her some tits. now she’s good to go.
Anonymous, on Sep 12, 2009 wrote: now i have to clean up
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote: I want to put my tongue in her asshole.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote: Ugh it’s called a GYM flab arms.
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote: somebody has style.
I like that impetigo or whatever is on your face. its sexy girl. it can tag along too.
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote: oh gawd- i’d rub one out on that eight inches of thigh between the top of her stocking and the bottom of her skirt
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote: please someone get her name and number
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote: Screw all those people that say this is a don’t. This is such an adorable girl in such an adorable outfit. She knows what the fuck she’s putting on, loveliness.
-Hush
Anonymous, on Apr 11, 2009 wrote: id handle that with care<3
Anonymous, on Mar 28, 2009 wrote: asian girls like to put together outfits that are composed of all the nastiest crap they can find at the mall.
Anonymous, on Mar 23, 2009 wrote: SHE GOT THAT SCAR WHEN I SLAPPED HER WITH 9 INCHES OF LIMP DICK
Anonymous, on Jan 14, 2009 wrote: i’d like to smash her back doors in.
Anonymous, on Jan 11, 2009 wrote: Nah, she should be wearing like, those Egypt-slave-driving sandals ’er something.
Anonymous, on Jan 11, 2009 wrote: What if the socks were the same colour as her shoes?
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2008 wrote: Let’s make a poll. Put Simon, McGinley and the "downtown Don" on here and let the American Apparel girls vote anonymously if they are do’s or don’ts.
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote: hey mr anonymous july 16, mediocre body??? what steroid-inflated, laxative-only world are you living in? I hope you never get laid again.
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2008 wrote: Va Va fucking Voom
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote: NOnonononoNONONoNONONONONONONONONONO
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
The dress is exquisite, but she CRUCIFIED the whole damn outfit with those slutty mcslut socks, those heels, and that stupid belt. Urgh. DON’T.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2008 wrote: hot girl
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote: Uhh, she is not attractive. Beat face, very mediocre body, and the outfit only looks alright at first glance. File this under DON’T.
Whatsername, on Jul 12, 2008 wrote: If I was a man, I’d kill a lion for her.
I’m not, so I’ll make her my best friend.
C’mon BFF, Let’s peruse the used records store, and then check out Davindo’s gallery opening in the warehouse district!
Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2008 wrote: mullet as helmet.
