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Spanish crusties are everywhere in London at the moment and they’re looking FABULOUS. At the Insect Warfare show at the Old Blue Last we had dogs on strings sitting on bar stools, ordering pints. The rest of the crowd looked like this, from late 20s 7s with Anti Cimex shirts to amazing dykes with Punisher throat tattoos. Comments/Enlarge | See all


How would you rather spend eternity: listening to Doors fans sob over the alcoholic loser you got buried next to or continually pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down at the top EVERY FUCKING TIME. We’ll take the boulder. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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If you’re going to be an alcoholic drug addict do it from 18 to 22 and dress like a fucking idiot the whole time because costumes look funny when they get broken and dirty. When art students and old guys try to pull it off it looks desperate.

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ghostfingers, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
keith haring and toucan sam’s drunken lovechild.
Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
"Drugs are better after u have gone off the deep end with them a couple of times. Then you are scared shitless into moderation. The problem is, alot of weak idiots can’t comeback after they’ve gone into junkie territory. And you never know if this is you or not."

- so true
Anonymous, on Jun 20, 2009 wrote:
i would have rocked this look for a kindergarten dress up session.
Anonymous, on Apr 1, 2009 wrote:
Masks are good at jams, my friend Hal Skalperbock had this wicked Hockey Cop helmet mask with a siren on the top.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2008 wrote:
Buckethead meets Picasso.

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