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Hey guys, sorry I’m late. So which one of you was having a bad trip? I’ve got 11,000 moonbeams in my pocket and a sunray made of happy thoughts. I can combine those into a star rise that enables you to fly or just put the bad trip in a fart jar and leave with it. Your call.
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Other girls hate when you date girls like this because it makes you look like a pedophile but as Marc Maron says, “Of course we want to fuck 14 year-old girls. That’s why there’s a law!”

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LucasDylan, on Feb 4, 2010 wrote:
Haha! Well said Marc!
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2010 wrote:
can nobody spell paedophilia ?
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote:
it’s technically only pedophilia if the youngin is under 13. :^)
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2009 wrote:
marc moron you mean, you moron.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
i think its really sad that some of you are trying to justify pedophilia.
it kind of freaks me out and makes me never want to date again.
cut it out.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
totally. that’s why pedophiles love asian boys so much.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
i cant tell asians ages. she could be 12 or 25
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
But she’s not actually 14, is she now? If she’s pretending to be 14, that works well enough for me. - Rob
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote:
This chick is hot? She looks like every othe FOB from Alhambra...
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote:
she’s fuggin hot, fuck the law
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote:
only hot guys get girls like this so all you ugly guys out there get jealous because you were never even in with a chance.
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote:
Why are people trying to read so much into this? Who gives a shit about race or "what kind of girl this kind of girl normally is"! Get the fuck over categories! Unless you are some kind of visually stimulated psychic you aint going to know she is from Taiwan and clingy and will age badly...you idiots!!!
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote:
and everyone wants to get it on with the 14 year old boys, too. Nobody wants an old and wrinkly.
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
Human lollipop.
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote:
Other girls hate it when you date girls like this because asian girls break the rules and go to 11.

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