You know boning a girl is the right decision when even God's like, "What the fuck are you waiting for? Get in there!"Comments/Enlarge |
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Why's androgynous always gotta be some titless stickbug with short hair? How about every so often we mix it up with, say, a funny talking horse made out of being stoned?Comments/Enlarge |
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No matter how hot it gets, Europeans would rather die (their heat wave death toll is already approaching 2003’s record of 35,000) than resort to the rags and flip flops you lazy fucking Americans indulge in.
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote: I’d love to take her back to an airconditioned hotel room, scrub the euro-stank off her and then do very naughty things.
place kicker, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote: i already miss summer...
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2009 wrote: This girl would be so giving in the sack. As in she would give you EVERYTHING.
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote: why do you think we new yorkers hate california so much. well, that is one of the problems.
NicaInCali, on Jul 3, 2009 wrote: wow, I’m offended, flip flops are out already? damn, what if I’m in California? Don’t we Californians have the right to rock flip flops whenever we want?
Anonymous, on Mar 30, 2009 wrote: fuck flip flops!!
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote: She is taller than the door?
Dude, it’s called perspective.
Anonymous, on Dec 17, 2008 wrote: um, she looks like an asshole. cool shoes i GUESS? but wtf is this bitch even wearing? that bracelet is FUGZ city and she looks gross being all damp and such.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote: what makes her european?
Anonymous, on Aug 22, 2008 wrote: Rags and flip flops? That’s what the eurotrash rock when they come over here!
"jesus fucking christ, remember when the dos & don’ts were fucking funny? and offensive? that was the best. now it’s just a fucking photo-guide to williamsburg’s shitty attractions and boring residents.
thanks for becoming totally sackless, vice."
A-fucking-men
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2008 wrote: but ---
shes a hot qtip...
QTIIPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2008 wrote: yes and we are not pumpkin out all that ozone destroying air conditioning pollution either
wed rather DIE but in all white
like
a
Q TIP dipped in nail polish remover blue with a mini patterned rug as a bracelet...
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote: that is a terrible joke
