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It must really bum girls out when they finally get to New York to be in the center of it all and there are exactly as many fucking losers talking about white magic and star signs as there were back in Minneapolis.

Comments

Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
Shit, man. I KNOW that black is slimming but that honestly looks like two different people’s legs.
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
The proud display of pbr -- uh uh. But she’s cute and looks human still.
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2009 wrote:
"this girl looks a lot like the people you usually make a "DO".. guess its a very fine line.."
hear hear! i can never tell with this site. Obviously they love indie-mod-hipster-euro-trash-pretentious-emo-wannabe, flaky cuntrags. But then you got one of those here, and they don’t like her. go figure...
btw, i totally agree with your site’s rating of every asian girl as a ’DO’
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
PBR! mismatched stockings!
Anonymous, on May 1, 2009 wrote:
These are the people who go to Burning Man and insist that it’s "more" than a giant rave in the desert. Wonder where she parked her Art Car?
i am aggy, on Feb 8, 2009 wrote:
she s amazing! definitely a DO
Anonymous, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote:
she looks like period
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
zoe, you won’t find people better dressed walking along the street of uptown, because there’s no such fucking thing. however, everyone there’s no one worse-dressed walking in the lyn-lake district. except maybe the bum outside of victoria’s secret.
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote:
i bet you her pussy smells like an old Penguin Classic book.
Anonymous, on Nov 29, 2008 wrote:
This chick is amazing and natural. No more haters.
Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2008 wrote:
As awesome as NYC is there are times when I desperately miss the good ol’ Twin Cities :-(
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote:
i think she’s cute.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote:
burn
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
Tiago IS a piece of shit, just look at his picture. He looks like he went bobbing for apples in pubes instead of water.
Samawada, on Aug 6, 2008 wrote:
To Tiago (yeah you):

I wish i could go back to Somalia (even though i was born and raised in France), but due to the state of anarchy in the country thats a little impossible.

your a shitstain therefore you don’t deserve the story behind that "name"

But more Importantly what kind of name is Tiago? sounds like a dirty bastard from Mexico in my mind. Get a green card Motherfucker.

sincerely,

Another dirty African.
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2008 wrote:
fucking gross dragon fucker
Tiago, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:

Samawada here below: Go back to Fucking Africa!!

What kinda name is that?
Samawada, on Jul 21, 2008 wrote:
Minneapolis is the shit.

Good People.
&
No Bullshit....

I would live here forever.


D Burgs, on Jul 7, 2008 wrote:
What a fucking wreck.

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