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I was at a party once and a guy was doing a helicopter thing with his head because he had a braid like this and I go, “What’s the matter with you? Are you on acid or something?” Then I laugh and go upstairs to pee and his mother is sitting there on the stairs. Turns out he did acid a year before and had been fucked in the head ever since! She had brought him to the party hoping that seeing his old friends might pull him back into reality. In other words, sir, you look like a mentally-ill bummer that tears families apart.
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Apparently European men have been getting it a little too easy for a little too long. Hey guy, go get yourself a conundrum or two and get back to us. You look like you’re still breast-fed.

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Anonymous, on Jan 28, 2010 wrote:
this is rad stylee! Do!
Anonymous, on Jan 22, 2010 wrote:
Serious do..this cat is not the one who is sad. Way to go pops. With any luck we will remember to have style after the wife and boss rip our souls out...
Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2010 wrote:
mid life crisis burberry track suit with wheels... this is the new big "grey" target audience
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote:
How did this get in the Don’t bin? How can you not like this?
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2009 wrote:
This man looks like a Dutch tourist :)
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
i never got the easy rider bikes. this is really confusing. i think his grandson didn’t like it but he’d already thrown away the receipt.
Anonymous, on May 13, 2009 wrote:
I fucking hate Norway!
Anonymous, on Dec 21, 2008 wrote:
sad old man
vagina, on Aug 8, 2008 wrote:
gangsta’ yo!
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
This is Awesome!!! Y’all forgot what fun is.

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