Hey guys, sorry I’m late. So which one of you was having a bad trip? I’ve got 11,000 moonbeams in my pocket and a sunray made of happy thoughts. I can combine those into a star rise that enables you to fly or just put the bad trip in a fart jar and leave with it. Your call. Comments/Enlarge |
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American Culture gets so shit on and blamed for and yelled at and griped about you have no idea how nice it is to see someone who just wants to be its friend.
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Oh Lord. When nerds discover their inner babe and unleash about a decade of unused libido on to the world it makes every hot girl you know seem like a haggard old spinster whose pussy is sealed shut with venereal warts. This girl would be the Fabregé Egg of blowjobs.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2010 wrote: christ, that is sexy. the lank hair and bad glasses make her look so vulnerable -- it would be like plucking a juicy berry!
Anonymous, on Jan 30, 2010 wrote: When she’s not watching Firefly and Slayers DVDs, she’s on FetLife looking for guys to tie her up.
At least two of those statements are correct, i’m sure.
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2010 wrote: I would not say no if she asked me to fuck her.....
Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2010 wrote: sorry, her tits suck and her face is heinous. your boners are sad and desperate.
Anonymous, on Jan 22, 2010 wrote: Fuck the haters, everything about this girl is gorgeous and my boner agrees.
anonymouse, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote: her superpowers are beyond reproach.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote: I think I felt in love...
would she marry me?
Anonymous, on Oct 3, 2009 wrote: My googness...
would you marry me?
duck duck goose, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote: "up, up, and away!" says my penis.
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote: I’d hit it.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote: this girl does NOT look like she likes good music and criterion dvds, she looks like she’s into blues traveler, chain restaraunts, and reruns of friends. just goes to show what a nice body will convince a man of these days.
Heatmiser, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote: whats her phone number?
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote: "Beauty" is subjective in many ways, in the sense of art. But in the sense of physical attraction, a large component is totally biological and not subjective. Certain things signal "OMFG she’s fertile" to our minds, that’s why we like them.
With that said, being tan is definitely not one of those things. Whoever the fuck said that is a doucher.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote: I was drunk when i posted that comment, overruling it with fugly. Sorry :(
lazy eyez killa, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote: i can’t explain it but she is one of the hottest girls in all of the dos. it’s like your dick knows she has great taste in music, a big case of criterion collection dvds, and a sense of humor that makes you seem boring.
Anonymous, on May 5, 2009 wrote: Beauutiful body :) Lil bit geeky hair/glasses, but hey.. what do you expect from a lass dressed as Mrs Incredible?!
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote: ""bronzed skin , a hot body , cute face of beautiful face , nice smile, well celaned and kept body and makeup on a woman ARENT things that massmedia or corporations are feeding you to buy thier products....these standars are set by the human taste from the most primitive of insinct..."
Yeah, finding tan skin desirable is such a primitive instinct it dates all the way back to the MID-1950s! Everyone else who has ever existed in human history was so stupid and gay. And "Cute face of beautiful face" is probably also really desirable, whatever it is.
Beauty is subjective, always has been. We’re making it up as we go. Seriously dude, and I don’t throw this word around often, you are fucking retarded."
I rarely see intelligent comments on viceland. so you are a champion. I would fuck you.
maybe.
Anonymous, on Feb 16, 2009 wrote: Nah, sorry, but I dont get it. Her name is Ludmila and she is from the Ukraine. Her favourite food is boiled or pickled kapusta with a boiled egg. After consuming said food, she does not believe in oral hygeine and would be more than happy to whisper sweet nothings into your soon to become infected aural cavity. You will make every attempt to suppress the urge to heave. Flashed of Chernobyl and other weird idiosynchracies of her MotherLand flash before your soul just before you wake up and realise the nightmare that is Ludmila..................
Skweekah
Anonymous, on Jan 28, 2009 wrote: "bronzed skin , a hot body , cute face of beautiful face , nice smile, well celaned and kept body and makeup on a woman ARENT things that massmedia or corporations are feeding you to buy thier products....these standars are set by the human taste from the most primitive of insinct..."
Yeah, finding tan skin desirable is such a primitive instinct it dates all the way back to the MID-1950s! Everyone else who has ever existed in human history was so stupid and gay. And "Cute face of beautiful face" is probably also really desirable, whatever it is.
Beauty is subjective, always has been. We’re making it up as we go. Seriously dude, and I don’t throw this word around often, you are fucking retarded.
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2008 wrote: This girl seriously needs to team up with that giant yellow Bubbles girl and form a super team that does things to my wang.
exitement, on Oct 3, 2008 wrote: i think she’s the prettiest girl on this website
Anonymous, on Sep 15, 2008 wrote: Aug. 2, are you me? I wrote an article on [fill in the blank nerd activity] conventions, and that is when I too discovered that nerds are overcompensationally kinky. (And more fun because of it, too.) Too bad some of them refused to acknowledge that they were parents and dragged their kids along to the hotels where they had role-play orgies in someone else’s rooms at night.
Anonymous, on Sep 15, 2008 wrote: Bra underneath is the don’t.
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2008 wrote: Actually, nerds do it way more than normies. Way more. It’s because they think normal people are out there doing it every second of every day. So when nerds get together it’s nothing but disgusting perverted nerd sex - ask anyone who’s worked at a hotel during any kind of fill-in-the-blank nerd convention.
AreEffEightyOne, on Jul 26, 2008 wrote: It’s times like this that I’m perfectly happy to believe in superhuman beings. God Schmod, I’ll take this incredible specimen all the way to the funny pages. She’s awesome.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote: Bet she has a collection of whips, paddles, and nipple clamps to make your head spin.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote: Get this asshole out from under me.
Anonymous, on Jul 12, 2008 wrote: how the fuck cand some of you be attracted to the opposite of whatis hot or beautiful or ok etc. How the fuck can you live youre life like this, the comment under this and his name says he is a sad fuck and how the fuking fuck could you say "bad skin is hot" or someone else sayd "bruised skin or pale skin is hot" why are people like this? bronzed skin , a hot body , cute face of beautiful face , nice smile, well celaned and kept body and makeup on a woman ARENT things that massmedia or corporations are feeding you to buy thier products....these standars are set by the human taste from the most primitive of insinct...for example the bird with the coolest and shinyest set of feathers in the flock ghets laid first...or the biggest lion male gets to fuck all the lionesses...ites the same tings with humans...so if you thinck that pale skin , bruised skin...or punk style is hot you sould cout tour ball of and never reproduce
