Waiting out your girlfriend’s straight-edge phase is so nerve-racking it’s like trying to get to sleep the night before Sexmas.Comments/Enlarge |
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After suffering at the hands of store-bought Kurt & Courtneys, Sid & Nancys, and Siegfried & Roys for years, we've finally decided that the only acceptable Halloween costumes for couples are those British kids from the Goo cover, two back ends of a horse, or going as each other.Comments/Enlarge |
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This may look harmless but when a lesbian crushes her lover’s legs in a rage it’s kind of the same thing as cutting off a guy’s dick because they need their legs for that scissor thing that they do.
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2009 wrote: This is what lesbians do instead of curbstomping.
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2009 wrote: HAHAHAHAhahaha
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote: that’s the funniest thing ive read today
Silent Running, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote: I just heard a femur snap.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote: her poor toes haven’t gotten any bloodflow in minutes now.
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote: scumnation says’ if that cunt farted on me i would end up looking like Don King’
NicaInCali, on Jul 3, 2009 wrote: I wanna scissor it up with a skinny girl, they fit between my thighs better ;)
turd to your mother, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote: she’s gonna have bruises. bad bad bruises.
Anonymous, on Apr 18, 2009 wrote: UUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Anonymous, on Mar 22, 2009 wrote: MOONNNNNSSSTTTEERRRR!!!!
Anonymous, on Mar 20, 2009 wrote: sah-curity!
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote: I just sicked in my mouth.
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2009 wrote: thanks to rosie, its inevitable ... fat girls will always have that morning when they wake up and think "I guess I should start dating girls now."
Anonymous, on Dec 28, 2008 wrote: aaaaaaaaaahahah like 2 michellinis
Anonymous, on Dec 13, 2008 wrote: id hit that shit, fuck that
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote: haha!
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote: This is actually the scene of a horrendous accident. She didn’t have her hazard lights on.
