When we pretended winter short shorts were hot in the Lies Issue we were secretly wishing it would become true. Now New York Magazine’s raving about “tights and shorts” and even short-short overalls are popping up all over the subway. This is what Spiderman must have felt like when he first realized he had special powers. [Click for video]
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It’s awesome how this guy is the king at Gavin Brown’s in Manhattan, then becomes a laughing stock if he goes to a smaller town like Philly, but then becomes one of the guys again if he gets as far as some tiny town like Teays Valley, West Virginia.
Who knew someone from the opposite sex could be so totally fucking clueless? She looks like a drunk babysitter from 1982 but with a strange overlay of meth and homelessness. This is either the worst dressed woman we’ve ever had in the DON’Ts or a fucking genius that we’re about to marry.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2010 wrote: "if charlie manson was around to start a new gang of blood-curdling killer-femmes, this chick would be first in line" : fucking right.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2010 wrote: more like the fucking genius.
Anonymous, on May 9, 2010 wrote: I think she looks pretty swell
Anonymous, on Apr 26, 2010 wrote: she smells bad and probably has herpes.
Anonymous, on Apr 11, 2010 wrote: vice, this is like what you love
Anonymous, on Mar 1, 2010 wrote: you know, not to be over pretentious, but maybe she is a drunk babysitter from 1982, and this is actually a photo from that time.
Anonymous, on Feb 22, 2010 wrote: so nineties.......
Silent Running, on Feb 18, 2010 wrote: That’s that Mary Kay Lewhatsername. The one what fornicated with her student or hired help or adopted kid or whatever.
Anonymous, on Feb 12, 2010 wrote: She’s smoking a cig. That would usually make her a ’do’ here.
Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2010 wrote: hang not hand
Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2010 wrote: vice are fags..this girl is cute! i’d not only fuck her but i’d try to hand out with her after too.
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2010 wrote: cutie, DO
Anonymous, on Jan 18, 2010 wrote: if charlie manson was around to start a new gang of blood-curdling killer-femmes, this chick would be first in line
Anonymous, on Jan 14, 2010 wrote: but damn man, she has a nice face. imagine her in some black skinny jeans, some thin white top with some black printed pic on it, yeah id do her then.
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote: it’s like she doesn’t know if she’s 12 or 58.
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2009 wrote: i would drink her urine
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote: I dont understand comments like "She looks good and she aint even trying"
How the fuck do you know if she is trying or not. Its a fucking photo.
noiseZ13000, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote: def the latter, only cause shes not homeless
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote: do
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2009 wrote: she looks like geri blank from strangers with candy.
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote: I like her
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote: TRIANGLE; I love it
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote: she’s fucking amazing.
i would tap that.
Em, on May 10, 2009 wrote: this is such a DO, that you guys suck.
Anonymous, on Apr 30, 2009 wrote: 82? c’mon, yr carbon-dating methods are totally slipping. that look is pure 1989.
Anonymous, on Apr 13, 2009 wrote: if you’d rather see people dressed like this than in a t-shirt then i think i can safely assume you are a giant don’t yourself.
Anonymous, on Apr 12, 2009 wrote: I miss the good ole days when do’s and don’ts were actually funny. Now it’s just a bunch of hatin’ ass hipster retards making general issue, un-clever remarks. BORING! I would way rather see people dressing like this then covered head to toe in American Apparel or Lacoste or any other sorry excuse for a clothing line that this crappy, trendy mag. advertises for. RVCA???? BARF!!!
Anonymous, on Apr 5, 2009 wrote: it looks like all you hipster shits
Anonymous, on Apr 2, 2009 wrote: it’s just those pants that are all wrong.....
