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Where would the world of crappy photo blogs about the openings of shitty fashion boutiques that close down after six months be without “punky chicks” like this fine country ham? Is her hair that color so the rescue services can find her easier when she gets beached? Hey-oh!
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Boots with shorts reminds us of when we were little kids and we’d dress up as pirates with wooden swords and paper hats, only, without the part where Mike Reid lost his shit and stabbed Sandy Ross in the eyes with an old broom (her actual eyeballs were bleeding). Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Might be time to call it a night when people keep asking why you're dressed as a drowning victim.

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Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2010 wrote:
ok, he got jumped and pissed on. go home.
Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2010 wrote:
Was this in Toronto before NXNE?
Anonymous, on Dec 27, 2009 wrote:
Drowning victims are beautiful in a tragic sort of way. I’d take him home.
Fat Lips McGee, on Dec 20, 2009 wrote:
I like the way he’s reaching for the fire extinguisher as if it’s going to solve any of his problems... "DO"!
Anonymous, on Dec 18, 2009 wrote:
everybody peed on him
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2009 wrote:
they already kicked him out twice; he’s sneaking back in thru the toilet pipes.
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2009 wrote:
*pouring FROM this guys pores.

(Typing on Ambien is difficult, to say the least)
Anonymous, on Dec 10, 2009 wrote:
Nobody mentioned the massive amount of sweat pouring for this guys...well, pores? Good god, pick a better color next time, or wear short sleeves.
Anonymous, on Dec 8, 2009 wrote:
to me this was a total do...
Anonymous, on Dec 8, 2009 wrote:
I like him.
The druggy, neanderthal types always get in my knickers!
Anonymous, on Dec 8, 2009 wrote:
I like him.
The druggy, neanderthal types always get in my knickers!
Anonymous, on Dec 7, 2009 wrote:
He failed his driving test five hours after this was taken.
Anonymous, on Dec 7, 2009 wrote:
He turned up at the office just twenty minutes after this was taken. This cheeky chap is a legend.
Anonymous, on Dec 2, 2009 wrote:
jesus fuck i dont think hair of the dog will cover it, your gonna need to skin that mother fucker
Anonymous, on Nov 30, 2009 wrote:
The sad thing is,this was the VIP area.
Anonymous, on Nov 27, 2009 wrote:
w/e mad props for keeping his shit together even though hes obviously past black out drunk
Anonymous, on Nov 27, 2009 wrote:
I bet his Girlfriend dumped him the morning prior to this photo being taken, she gave him a black eye for spending the rent money on drugs and wristbands. He decided to go solo and ended up in the ER later the next morning. Life is fucked.
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2009 wrote:
I still would
Q. T. Getomov, on Nov 26, 2009 wrote:
Can you imagine how he’d smell in the morning? Rancid vomit & tramp’s piss spring to mind.
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2009 wrote:
is this guy still alive?
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2009 wrote:
The photographer should’ve taken this photo after he reached the fire extinguisher...
malathion, on Nov 25, 2009 wrote:
you’re F($((^(%%($^(($^((###@!!! right i watch too much F*#$**@#(#($( ing tv .
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2009 wrote:
Someone watches too much TV.
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
how is this a "don’t"?
malathion, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
this is a perfect cold case/ csi / criminal minds opening scene
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
i was there and if this guy couldn’t find coke he’s more blind than drunk.
DabblesInPacifism, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
Looks like he should have called it a night about two hours and four drinks ago.
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
This guy needs a nap
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
his D.A.R.E. officer would not be proud of him.

stay off of drugs, kids.
skeeeez, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
example A on why i hate ravers.
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