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If I’d spent $10 billion on a jacket and $6 squillion on my face I’d expect to not look like Kaa from The Jungle Book in a tranny wig.

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Anonymous, on Feb 1, 2010 wrote:
For once you totally got it! Whoop! + Euw
Anonymous, on Jan 29, 2010 wrote:
absolutely nailed it.
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2010 wrote:
good lord. i haven’t laughed so hard in ages. oh vice, i miss the good old days, when you educated me and everything felt right, and all fuzzy and warm. i really lost a friend
Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2010 wrote:
Cue orchestra, cue VistaVision, cue Kay Thompson...

"Bury the brown.
"Burn the beige.
"Banish the black.

"Think Anna Conda!"

(c) Funny Face (1957)
Anonymous, on Jan 6, 2010 wrote:
This is the best thing Vice has ever done.
Anonymous, on Dec 21, 2009 wrote:
oh my - so melty-like
mr.pw, on Dec 20, 2009 wrote:
dr.zira from planet of the apes.
Anonymous, on Dec 20, 2009 wrote:
in SF today i saw at least 5 older women who looked alot worse than her in some sort of animal print stuff that looked really off... really only black women with model bodies and wild dreads should be allowed to wear animal print. let the others confine animal prints to handbags...
Anonymous, on Dec 19, 2009 wrote:
ewwww
Anonymous, on Dec 17, 2009 wrote:
That thing looks like fucking floor lino
listenn2lsayer, on Dec 16, 2009 wrote:
me-maw looking josie grossy.
Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2009 wrote:
Nothing we say can stop this next season’s big thing. Anna rools.
Anonymous, on Dec 11, 2009 wrote:
oh anna, drop me off a cliff
Anonymous, on Dec 8, 2009 wrote:
the future of sandra bullock
DoubleJ, on Dec 8, 2009 wrote:
i dont even care that its made out of snake. right now im just wondering why go thru all the effort if you’re just going to put ugly ties on it. could have at least put buttons or something.
DoubleJ, on Dec 8, 2009 wrote:
why!
Anonymous, on Dec 7, 2009 wrote:
she DOES look like Kaa!!
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2009 wrote:
too much shetty clothes and not enough quality.
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2009 wrote:
I meant ’had’ for goodness sake.
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2009 wrote:
Ive has bum sex with her.
Anonymous, on Dec 2, 2009 wrote:
i like her nose..it’s oddly shaped.
Anonymous, on Nov 30, 2009 wrote:
"I just got a really sexy mental picture of her squirming out of that dress at the end of the night and leaving it right there on the floor, just like a snake’s skin, right next to my bed. Oh yeah."

How old are you ?
Fuck Russia, on Nov 30, 2009 wrote:
Just once I wish PETA was there throwing feces and paint at someone.
Anonymous, on Nov 28, 2009 wrote:
djeezus.. how much coke did u sniff anna?
Joe Doomsday, on Nov 28, 2009 wrote:
looks like somebody grafted Talia Shire’s face over a mannequin.
yoyoeggbo, on Nov 27, 2009 wrote:
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2009 wrote:
at least she has money, i wish i had money
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2009 wrote:
Stop making fun of Carol Channing
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2009 wrote:
She looks like a Dwarf Mongoose!
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2009 wrote:
poor Anna...b*tch is starving...that’s the glassy-eyed look she’s working
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