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Oh, now look what you’ve gone and done. You’ve made me put you in the DOs for pissing up against a dumpster like a little stray cat. You’re in biiiiig trouble, young lady. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I vote that we replace room full of blondes with these two for "every teenage boy's fantasy." It's more realistic and it acknowledges just how many of us were jerking off to Tank Girl and Love and Rockets. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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This is like when male crusties get that Maori facial tattoo that looks like a goatee and they don’t know it means “married woman.” This is a great hippie costume and everything, guy, but you realize you are in drag, right? You are a fucking Earth Tranny.

Comments

Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote:
Guy looks like Steaven Seagal
rufiomania, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
AND I REALLY FUCKING LIKE SHERBET GODAMMIT!!!!!
rufiomania, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
this motherfucker just turned me off sherbet for life.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
if you don’t like this just imagine him in the high top mocassins and nothing else.
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
i have those boots. fortunately never wore them but i hate myself for spending the money on them in the 1st place...
men like him are what make me glad im not a hooker
Anonymous, on Apr 17, 2009 wrote:
I have a small screen so when I saw this picture, I just saw the bandana and the Lee Majors/Tom Jones face. Then as I scrolled down, it just kept getting more terrifying. It was like riding a corkscrew roller coaster. The first tenth of a second is scary and then it just builds until you think your brain is going to hemorrhage.
icebergler, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
i bet this dude has one of those tree stump clocks with a picture of a tiger on his wall!!
Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote:
Cute top
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote:
Having a moko doesn’t mean you’re married bro, just saying
Anonymous, on Jan 6, 2009 wrote:
it’s pauly shore!! c’mon man, do the weasel!! ntch ntch ntch
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2008 wrote:
why are all the pictures of san francisco on the internet like this?
BraiCell, on Oct 4, 2008 wrote:
Hang ’em high!
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2008 wrote:
aww, come on. how can you say DON’T to that?

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