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Who knew all it took to become the entire world’s BFF was an undershirt, some markers, and a little dose of Radical Honesty?

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Anonymous, on Dec 27, 2009 wrote:
Brush your gums after you eat that chooch, cuz yo mouf will turn to hooch.
Anonymous, on Dec 22, 2009 wrote:
MALATHION-I just wanted to let you know that you have never made a funny comment. I wouldn’t care normally, not everyone is funny but you try sooo hard. You’ve wrote 100s of stupid comments and you manage to stay dull and predictable. You’re a terrible writer w no sense of humor. Practice doesn’t always make perfect. Your not funny. Not even a little. And I hate you. You made me want to hurt you in less than ten minutes. Ten minutes ago you didn’t exist to me. Remarkable.
lukehavergal, on Dec 21, 2009 wrote:
his shirts inside out. metaphorically speaking.


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Anonymous, on Dec 20, 2009 wrote:
Shirt-Do Dolphin Teeth-Dont
Anonymous, on Dec 8, 2009 wrote:
radical honesty here would equal "if i ever get the chance to eat some pussy i totally suspect i’m going to heart it"
Anonymous, on Nov 28, 2009 wrote:
I hate it when pussies smell. eeew
yoyoeggbo, on Nov 27, 2009 wrote:
i want to be friends with him
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
Oh yuck gingivitis!
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
That’s Matt Owens.

What up shootie!?
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2009 wrote:
just shove a fucking cat down his throat, that’ll teach him
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
sheeet: rim play ain’t no warning ladies, it’s a promise. You should be so lucky to find such a man.
Anonymous, on Nov 23, 2009 wrote:
with those gummy nashers hes not coming any where near my pussy.
Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2009 wrote:
with those glasses you might be in for some rim play - careful ladies
Anonymous, on Nov 21, 2009 wrote:
WOULD
loneli stoner, on Nov 19, 2009 wrote:
me too bro
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2009 wrote:
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
that guy’s gums look like pussy

Now THAT was a fucking hilarious comment. Spot on mystery person, spot on.
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2009 wrote:
his gums are puffy he-he
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
Id let that dude eat it
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
ew
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2009 wrote:
eww creepy lookin’ mouth
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2009 wrote:
he looks to be a touch "special"...I wonder if he’s a drooler
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2009 wrote:
Radical honesty? He’s saying he likes pussy, if he was REALLY honest he admit to his fantasies of cannibalism and strangling his parents
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2009 wrote:
fucking gummo
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2009 wrote:
Stick to your day job, enstigator. You’re really stinking up the place.
enstigator, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
he’s black and he still has half his baby teeth. he must hold the record for least amount of tooth fairy money of all time.
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
THE GUMS!!!! MY GOD THE GUMSSSS!!!!!
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
Do’s are no fun. They just make Don’ts.
sketchballer, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
best bud for sure except when he wears that shirt (and he wears it much too often) and you can tell that your girlfriend is imagining what it must be like.
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
i luv gum jobz! he never lost his baby teeth.
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
"This turd wads shirt should actually read: I love dreaming of eating pussy for the first time."

Yeah, because eating pussy is such a difficult thing to accomplish. C’mon, man. You know you just sound like you’ve never eaten any yourself.
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