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If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you.

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Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
ii just wish i could find my buster keaten. this dude sucks.
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2009 wrote:
how is this a don’t?
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
You said: "ummm i had sex with this guy"

I say: You were lucky to survive in one piece.
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
"ummm i had sex with this guy"

let me guess. did he make his penis magically disappear?
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
He looks like a soft observer

Yeah, yeah, doesn’t fit with the cynical hipster vice image

Soft and observant is always a DO
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
"Another useless Jew entertainer.... do any of them actually do legitimate work? Or is all Jerry Springer/Seinfeld and Bernie Madoff?"

Useless comment
gnarwhal, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
but can he play basketball while riding? that’s the true test.
daddybourbon, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
he looks like prince
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
ummm i had sex with this guy
fartface, on Nov 8, 2009 wrote:
So if the unicycle ain’t in there.. what is?
Mont Mado Bambaataa, on Nov 8, 2009 wrote:
Yeah mock all you want..but I bet that creep can juggle.
malathion, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote:
i bet if he stepped into the cash cab he’d clean house . there is nothing short of pussy he wouldn’t know about .
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote:
Based upon the caption, I would say this is a DO.
miscreant, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote:
The caption seems like the most llkely scenario.
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote:
Having nothing to do with this picture, I love Godspell. It’s fun. I’m not even Christian!
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote:
Another useless Jew entertainer.... do any of them actually do legitimate work? Or is all Jerry Springer/Seinfeld and Bernie Madoff?
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote:
no no no. it’s NEVER this guy. it’s the nice quiet ones who keep to themselves and are polite. thank you means i’d eat you first and chop you second.
killfuck, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote:
reminds me of johnny depp.
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote:
what a disgust

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