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Who knew all it took to become the entire female world’s worst nightmare was an undershirt, one of those iron-on thingies you put in your printer, and a little dose of Radical Honesty? Comments/Enlarge | See all








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What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits.

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Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote:
More girls would feel comfortable getting naked in public if fewer creepy-sex-dorks insisted on photographic evidence every time.
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
SHE PRETTY BUT WHERE IS HER SHIRT AND WHO IS HE AND WILL HE LOVE HER 0R DOES HE NOT KNOW HER IS THIS NORMAL?
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2009 wrote:
i really don’t see what the fuss is about & what’s with these black framed glasses everyone is wearing. She has side burns, he has side burns...blah blah
Violence, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
"You love it when your girlfriend gets naked in front of all your friends?"

hell, even i love it
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
"My girlfriend was dancing naked for everyone at my house on Saturday. I Love e-parties."

You love it when your girlfriend gets naked in front of all your friends?
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
Dude. Those are two guys. The sexball has his own balls under the skirt
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2009 wrote:
she is "girlfriend material"
TerribleOne, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
Bump
daddybourbon, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
that girl found jesus
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
My girlfriend was dancing naked for everyone at my house on Saturday. I Love e-parties.
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
uhhhh what is she on???
fartface, on Nov 8, 2009 wrote:
She looks like nerdy Rhianna
Anonymous, on Nov 8, 2009 wrote:
PAY WHOEVER THIS WRITER WAS TRIPLE WHAT HE GETS NOW AND RELOCATE ALL THE OTHER "witty" PEOPLE, THIS WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST DO’S I’VE EVER READ, AND I HATE IT WHEN THIS DUDE ISN’T WRITING THEM, I guess the brightest stars burn the fastest though...or something...
Anonymous, on Nov 8, 2009 wrote:
i love black girls
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote:
this is immoral! what about her parents! one day she will be somebodys mother!
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
looks like the vice halloween party.
malathion, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
he’ll wander off when she tells him how old she is , which would not be underaged enough for him.
Tubba Botox, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
Mi ritmo, bueno pa’ gozar, mulata.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
i love it when girls get all ray charles on themselves.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
that skirt looks like it’s about three sheets to the wind from being off.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
oliver from a place to bury strangers got chubby and into mulattos.
gremlin5, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
seriously... where DO you people party? I want in.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
I know "don’t talk about the background" and blah fucking blah but that guy back there has the neck of an ostrich.
captain cheesepuff, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
they can’t hire retarded people. there are labor laws about that.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
this is retarded. hire an actual retarded person, it would probably be better.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
i don’t get it either. hire a new caption guy. i’ve been liking fewer and fewer of these.
captain cheesepuff, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
where are all these topless parties i’m missing out on? i keep hearing/seeing things about them and meanwhile i’m at home watching battlestar galactica reruns. now i’m to the point where starbuck is beginning to look attractive, so i know i’m in trouble. someone throw me a topless party bone.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
good question. likewise, do you move on to attempting to look sophisticated elsewhere or do you hang around to see if anyone answers your inquiry?
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
Can someone on the same level as the caption writer explain this to me...

Do you write a caption like that and just sit back and make sure every little intellectual quip is spot on? Or do you just quickly move onto spouting other nonsense?

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