Remember all those soul-deadening jobs where they’d make you wear some stained-up secondhand workshirt that came down to your knees and how hard you’d try to cool up the periphery in case you ran into anybody you knew? I wonder if that’s why punk and goth girls always cram so much shit on their necks and arms.Comments/Enlarge |
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I’m starting to think that the septum ring and the surface piercings and the connector chains and the filthy camo shirt with Discharge patches holding together the shoulder are all pretty integral to the overall shaved-headed look. When you take them away you just sort of look like you’re on your way home from concentration camp. Comments/Enlarge |
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What is this, the Lockhorns? Even if, taking the high road here, your husband's defective penis isn't at least partially the result of your own middleaged bloatification, parading it through the airport can't be helping.
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote: bitch in a gorilla suit?
gnarwhal, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote: revenge for finding out her husband really didn’t need it after all?
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote: looks like the back of an ewok
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote: makes me wonder what she checked. maybe her genital wart cream duffle?
place kicker, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote: this is one of the reasons i always dreamt of flying concorde. farewell, my supersonic friend.
kenada, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote: I’m sporting my smilin’ Bob t-shirt, and totally missing the joke here.
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote: This picture is fucking awesome..
laughed my ass off mutiple times !
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote: This will be the new way that old people "brag" they’re getting laid. Pharmaceutical company swag.
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote: my dad’s a doctor, he gets shit like this all the time. the coolest thing i got was a plastic artery with plaque buildup, you could shake it around and see how the blood flow was constricted. it was so cool it nearly gave me a heart attack.
Miscreant, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote: If you get an erection lasting more than four hours, they call in Nurse DeBoner to work her magic.
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
Take it from me--- that’s some hard, hard, hard hair.
$125/wk just on hairspray.
malathion, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: her husband doesn’t deserve pussy if that’s the kind of woman he’s gonna stick his dick into .
cynthia, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: i’m normally of the opinion that i can’t wait to get to the point where i truly don’t give a fuck about anyone’s opinion of me but i didn’t know it could go this far. i’m starting to reconsider this aspiration.
poozer, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: yeah, but a prozac espresso maker would be great. hell, i’ll trade her my cuisanart for it if she’s game.
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: They don’t usually give it to consumers just medical staff as bribes.
I had to go to school with a whole assortment of anti-depression branded pens. My Mum once got a prozac espresso maker. Classy Lassy.
poozer, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: shows you how much people don’t want to check baggage now.
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: The Blinky is King.
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: People will take any kind of free schwag, even at the expense of their presumed significant other. As if.
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: i feel bad for the guy. he should wear something that says how much lube she needs before he can finger her without tearing flesh.
The Host, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: Hey everybody! My husband’s penis doesn’t work!
lowbrow, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: probably something like three vodka tonics and two flips through the latest victoria’s secret catalog.
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: I imagine it takes a lot more than pills to get her husband ready to go.
captain cheesepuff, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: that’s definitely a terrorist trying to throw off security. definitely.
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: DO
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: Awesome Lockhorns reference.
